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Song Parodies -> "Is That You Wearing Sissy's Tu-tu"

Original Song Title:

"Chattanooga Choo-Choo"

Original Performer:

The Glenn Miller Orchestra

Parody Song Title:

"Is That You Wearing Sissy's Tu-tu"

Parody Written by:

David Chrenko

The Lyrics

You older boys and girls will probably remember this swell tune from the movie, "Sun Valley Serenade",. The phrasing of the bridge may not, however, be familiar to you youngsters. For your benefit, I have highlighted the key "accent words", for your singing pleasure.
Knock-Knock, Sport - Daddy's home!
"Don't come in, Pop, I'm, uh, on the phone!!"

Caught a glimpse - It could be an illusion.
But what I saw is causing me confusion.

Talk to me, boy - Is that you wearin' Sissy's Tu-Tu?
(Yes, Yes)
Track star of mine - Became a drag queen in time.
Can I afford , Dear Lord, to share that he's a Fru-Fru?
(Oh, my!)
Life isn't fair - Have you a rifle to spare?

We live in PENNsylvania - WHERE the men work DOWN in the mine.
How DO I tell these RUGGED guys, "My SON looks devine?"
WEARIN' pink eye-liner, SATIN dress from China.
TELL me how to make my darling boy a miner.

THINK of all the WHISPERS I'll hear DOWN at the bar.
WE could move to TEENessee - I'll PACK up the car.
WON'T tell him we're goin',
'TIL our wheels are rollin'.
. . . YOU'VE heard of tough love? - THERE you are!

(Swell job, kids...Now let's swing the big finish!)

When he's downtown - I hear he causes a sensation.
Satin and lace - and lots of rouge on his face.
His sister cries - When boyfriend's ask, "Who is that blonde?!"
The bimbo in the tu-tu's no lady - She's my son!
In a tu-tu . . . In a tu-tu . . .
That's my boy!

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 4

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Fourth and Main - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Okay, Okay, I give, I give! Alan Sherman is King, and YOU ARE the cutest!!!
Phil Alexander - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Rick D - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm a boy, I'm a boy and my mother won't admit it.
David Chrenko - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice lyrics, Rick - but it'll never sell.
Absolutely Write - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Sweet...I mean that in the best possible way.
Martin Farrell - December 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm looking for Alan Sherman's "Goldilocks and the 3 Italian Bears". Is it available anywhere on the internet?

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