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Song Parodies -> "Sitting on the Toilet"

Original Song Title:

"Standing on the Corner"

Original Performer:

The Four Lads

Parody Song Title:

"Sitting on the Toilet"

Parody Written by:

Joe Hege

The Lyrics

My parody would be performed with 4 part Harmony just as The Four Lads performed it in 1956
Sitting on the toilet pinching off a loaf or two
Sitting on the toilet pushing out a big poo poo
Brother, you don't know a nicer occupation
Matter of fact, neither do I
Than sitting on the toilet, pinching off a loaf,
Pinching off a loaf, pinching off a loaf,
Oh, my!

I'm a guy thats got the runs
Cannot stop the flow of runny poo
Cannot stop the flow of runny poo
So I take me down to Wahlgreens, and that's where I select that pink liquid from the gods

Sitting on the toilet taking a big dump, oh my!
Hoping that it don't stink, clearing out the john, Oh My!
Brother, if you've got a lot of toilet paper
Give it a whirl, give it a try
Try sitting on the toilet taking a big dump,
Pinching off a loaf, dropping a big log,
Oh My!

Saturday, and I'm backed up,
Just now got ex lax, and that's no joke
Still I'm backing up and getting cramps
When I take me to the toilet, and I let loose the poop that is waiting to Appear!

Sitting on the toilet, dropping a Big Duece, Oh My!
Sitting on the toilet, hoping I don't fart Oh My!
Brother, you can't go to jail for just plain pooping,
Or for the smell, that it emits,
You're only sitting on the toilet taking a big Shit, making Baby Ruths, sighing a relief. Oh My!

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Despicable Me - September 07, 2015 - Report this comment
Gru: Now, where were we?
Bank Manager: You were SITTING ON THE TOILET!

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