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Song Parodies -> "Charlie Sheen Is Ruining Two And A Half Men"

Original Song Title:

"Wedding Bells (That Old Gang Of Mine)"

Original Performer:

The Four Aces

Parody Song Title:

"Charlie Sheen Is Ruining Two And A Half Men"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

This year's Emmy Award for Self-Destructive Meltdown goes to...Charlie Sheen. Not content with wrecking his own health, career, and reputation, he's also managed to take down his rather funny show and those involved in it. Good move there, Charlie! ;D

Not a person on the soundstage.
They're resuming? Who knows when!
Charlie Sheen is ruining Two And A Half Men.
Charlie's on another rampage,
Drunk and wrecked on crack again.
Charlie Sheen is destroying Two And A Half Men.

It's quite sad. He once had
Plaudits to the moon.
Where's the star who went so far
In Wall Street and Platoon?

Is it time to start a new page?
Hear the network shout "Amen"!
Charlie Sheen is murdering Two And A Half Men.
No more scenes 'cause Charlie Sheen's higher than Big Ben!

Short and bittersweet. ;D

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 9

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Patrick - February 28, 2011 - Report this comment
This show is already into endless reruns in Kansas City. I can't even stand the ads for it. I wish CBS had taken the money they wasted on this dreck and kept "Jericho" on the air. I do feel sorry for the actors and crew who are losing their income because some overpaid jerk who makes more in a week just telling leering jokes about sex than most people with real jobs make in a year, has to go and let the world know what a fool he's made of himself. Won't miss a show I've never watched. Bring back Jericho!
Sorry Charlie - February 28, 2011 - Report this comment
A very timely parody OMR. The price of crack & whores must have taken a drastic uptick, Yahoo reports today that Sheen wants 3 million bucks an episode next season.
BJM - February 28, 2011 - Report this comment
We don't watch 2.5 Men, but my widowed mother-in-law does, much to my wife's chagrin; but I'm not surprised by its big star's "private" life. Fine parody of an old song that expressed a more traditional expectation of life's passage into manhood. But hiccups in "destroying" and "higher" drop pacing to 4.
Matthias - February 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Charlie Sheen used to be a cool guy starring in great comedies like: "Hot Shots" and "2 And A Half Men" but now... He's turning into the male Lindsay Lohan. It's a total waste. I agree completely with your sentiment though.
Old Man Ribber - February 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks all. I'm anybody reading and commenting on my other parody today? Is there a glitch in the computer or something?
AFW - February 28, 2011 - Report this comment
I was thinking of spoofing Charlie, but he's doing such a good job of it, himself...This is a good one.
Below Average Dave - March 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Yeah, he is--unfortunately we now know he takes his 2 and a half men role a little too seriously---without him though the show just isn't 2 and a half men anymore
Wendy Christopher - March 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice one Ribber - and absolutely true. Looks like the 'half' man in the title is referring to Bonkers Sheen now..... sad really. Deserving of a 555 (that's your parody of course, not him!)

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