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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Poo"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Blue"

Original Performer:

The Fleetwoods

Parody Song Title:

"Mr. Poo"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I don't take a bath, or change my clothes
No more, since I lost you
Hygiene doesn't matter, nor anyone's nose
I just reek and smell like poo
Can't be self respecting, if your love's not true
Should you change your mind, and call me up
Ask for Mr. Poo...

I'm Mr. Poo, ( wah-a-wah - ooh)
People smell me comin' ( ah, Mr. Poo)
I prove it by grossin' out passers by
Quickly, they move over, too
Call me Mr. Poo

I'm Mr. Poo, ( wah-a-wah - ooh)
No one out there likes me, ( ah, Mr. Poo)
I ride the bus, that's when they really cuss
Hurlin' insults, they do
Call me Mr. Poo

I go out at night, ( go out at night)
Stroll thru the mall's bright lights, (stroll thru the mall)
Some people fall
Inhal-aling fu-umes inside, (call me Mr.)

I smell like poo, ( wah-a-wah - ooh)
While I taint the town, (ah, Mr. Poo)
Around me, all of the air is brown
I'm paintin' it too
Yes, I'm paintin' with poo
Call me Mr. Poo ( wah-a-wah - ooh)
Call me Mr. Poo ( wah-a-wah - ooh)

Call me Mr. Poo

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Lionel Mertens - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Mr. Poo wants extra cheese. 5's
alvin rhodes - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
fine example of "poo-wop"
TJC - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Beapootiful! He might do better down at the Coprocabana!
AFW - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Lionel, alvin, and TJC
Red Ant - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I wish I had this parody about 8 years ago: I would have given to this guy I worked with. He eventually got sent home and was told to take a shower before he came back, and that was when I worked at a wastewater plant.
aoit - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
I didn't see anything funny about this one. Sorry.
AFW - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red Ant...Yeah, I would imagine everyone nose someone like that..... And thanks, for the candid comment, aoit....but, don't be sorry...Like the great philosopher, Ricky Nelson, once said..."You can't please everyone, so you just gotta' please yourself"

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