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Song Parodies -> "Why All The Endives Are Blue"

Original Song Title:

"I Only Have Eyes For You"

Original Performer:

The Flamingos

Parody Song Title:

"Why All The Endives Are Blue"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

I've always loved this song, both the version by Art Garfunkel and the Flamingos version.
For this parody, endive is pronounced EN-dive (not the en-DEEVE pronunciation used by those silly French persons)
My pub
Brought me a bite of side grub
Such scant leaves, pitiful and few

“Pardon moi,
I won’t bite
I can tell that my salad’s not right
I ordered endives
For two

And soon,
Waiter guy
Said he could not find way to comply
Said their only endives
Were blue

He tried to pick some from his garden
To serve on salad or a stew

Then a tear
Plant did cry
“Don’t you pluck me till I’ve said good-bye.”
And the stalk bid his peers,
That’s why all the endives
Are blue.
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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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AFW - March 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Tricky tale...'bout that little lettuce imitator
Old Man Ribber - March 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Warren - For what we have received, lettuce be truly thankful. ;D
Mark Scotti - March 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Don't let the lettuce upset us....LOL!
WarrenB - March 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks for notes and votes. I'm very happy you liked this veggie tale.

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