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Song Parodies -> "I Have Two Black Eyes From You"
Original Song Title:
"I Only Have Eyes For You"
Original Performer:
The Flamingos
Parody Song Title:
"I Have Two Black Eyes From You"
Parody Written by:
Yolanda DeByle
The Lyrics
My love must be a kind of blind love
I can't see anything; it’s true.
And dear, I wonder if you find love
A great big disillusion too
Are my scars still a fright?
I don't think that they’ll heal by tonight.
My bruises are black and blue, Dear.
Though you may be high
Still I can't see a thing and here’s why;
‘Cause I Have Two Black Eyes From You.
I don't know if you’re worth a pardon,
Or if I should find someone new
You are queer
So am I
If you hit me again I’ll turn "bi",
But I’ll find someone I can screw.
And then no more Black Eyes from You.
I can't see anything; it’s true.
And dear, I wonder if you find love
A great big disillusion too
Are my scars still a fright?
I don't think that they’ll heal by tonight.
My bruises are black and blue, Dear.
Though you may be high
Still I can't see a thing and here’s why;
‘Cause I Have Two Black Eyes From You.
I don't know if you’re worth a pardon,
Or if I should find someone new
You are queer
So am I
If you hit me again I’ll turn "bi",
But I’ll find someone I can screw.
And then no more Black Eyes from You.
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