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Song Parodies -> "The Slob (Donald Trump)"

Original Song Title:

"The Blob"

Original Performer:

The Five Blobs

Parody Song Title:

"The Slob (Donald Trump)"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan S.

The Lyrics

Here's the original song.

In this instance, forget what my artist page says about not making political-themed parodies. Admittedly, in the past I've been somewhat apathetic regarding politicians--figuring every elected official was just as corrupt as the next one and what could we really do about it anyway--but with the Infantile Dictator Incapable of Organized Thought we have now, even I can't stay silent.

I've been sitting on this idea for a long while, hoping against hope that he'd get impeached...and in all that time, he's thrown out insults at anyone who disagrees with him via Twitter, he's practically spent more time on the golf course than he has in the Oval Office, he's been heard on tape saying he loves to grab women "by the p***y," he still wants to build that stupid border wall of his (which, big surprise, Mexico ISN'T paying for), he's fired just about every cabinet member he doesn't get along with, and most recently, he wanted to get into a nuclear peeing match, bragging to Russia about our "nice and new and smart" missiles, and still nobody is making any effort to get him out of office.

P.S. In case any right-wingers are reading this, don't bother trying to convince me he's done anything remotely beneficial for the country. He's a cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity, full stop.
The prez is a slob
He speaks, he sneaks
He gloats, he floats
Above the law
The final straw:
White pride, he's on their side
The schmuck, he sucks
Please rid us of the slob

Abhor Trump the slob
He sneers, he jeers
He struts, he cuts
Financial aid
So be afraid
His call: "Let's build a wall!"
He's such a futz
Please, someone kill the slob!

Don't care for the slob
He grins, he spins
"Fake news!", he spews
With all his hate
To "make us great"
He grieves, but never leaves
I plead, "With speed,
Impeach ths awful slob!"

(Repeat and fade)
© 2018, Jonathan S. #ImpeachTrump

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GOP - May 02, 2018 - Report this comment
FU, you liberal, idiotic, pontificating malcontent. Here's some of Trump's many accomplishments:
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/year-one-list-81-major-trump-achievements-11-obama-legacy-items-repealed
Righty - May 02, 2018 - Report this comment
Hey, we could be worse off. Think where we'd be if Crooked Hillary or Crazy Bernie had won!!!
Jonathan (no S.) - May 02, 2018 - Report this comment
I'll just let the 1-votes speak for themselves...
Libby - May 02, 2018 - Report this comment
I wish I could say that the WashEx list linked above is, point-by-point, "achievements" that everyone agrees is for the good of the US long-term, or can be fully credited to DT policy and strategems, or that are even completed. It doesn't help that the columnist can barely write a proper sentence in English...this is journalism?
@Libby - May 03, 2018 - Report this comment
Facts are still facts, Leftard stooge!
Jonathan S. - May 03, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks to everyone for commenting. - GOP: As long as we're sharing articles, here's a reminder of all the "wonderful" things Scott Pruitt is doing for the EPA--or rather, *TO* the EPA: https://secure.defenders.org/site/Advocacy?cmd=display&page=UserAction&id=3306&s_src=3WDW1807EHXXX&s_subsrc=hero
@Jonathan S. - May 12, 2018 - Report this comment
Why Jonathan, you talk as if purging the Ecofascist Parasites' Association were a BAD thing!

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