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Song Parodies -> "Next Strike"
Original Song Title:
"Last Night"
Original Performer:
The Exiled
Parody Song Title:
"Next Strike"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
This is a purely hypothetical scenario of a second 9/11 attack as it might play out and how contrary to the last event how the survivng US Govt. might turn against ordinary citizens with martial law, mandatory conscription and labor, Interior Defense Dept with IDCs (Interior Detention Camps) for those that resist and how a fictional character Kali MacAlistair and her Christian Patriot militia fights back, forcing an internal civil war at the same time. WHAWKs here stand for those seldom seen White Hawk helos with no markings (true). VF-5 is the IDD's fighting force against US citizens. Again, this is all hypothetical and the enemy is not Al Qaida but a terror-sponsor nation that has used a backpack nuke to hit Washington D.C.
An enemy within our borders
Bomb of unknown origin
Kali MacAlistair remembers
The nuking of Washington (D.C.)
The Administration, all Govt.
Have all ceased to exist- none function
With the President away overseas
She is sworn-in on CVN-71
(She steams on home under protection)
“Operation Enduring Fury”
Pakistan, Tehran, and Pyongyang
Reduced to charred, burning ruins
In a pre-emptive nuclear exchange
Next Strike, Next strike
Unexpected nuke strike
Next strike, Next strike
Everyone will lose this fight
Creation of an Interior Defense Dept.
With new vanguard Vigilant Force Five
Reconstitution and Reconstruction Act enacted
Forced labor from all those left alive
Kali is a Patriot of the Idaho Viper Militia
Wanted for anarchy and sedition
But she will fight “A Hardcore War”
Against illegal post-strike conscription
VF-5 sends their WHAWKs
At Deer Point a confrontation
Just out of Boise fighting erupts
A “Holy War’ inside our nation
Next Strike, Next strike
Unexpected nuke strike
Next strike, Next strike
Everyone will lose this fight
Anarchists, eco-terrorists, and lunatic fringe
Fight mandatory conscription and martial law
Kali and her Christian Patriots fight to the death
The Government forces label them “criminals”
Interior Detection Camps
Notorious IDCs
What happened to the United States?
Our Land of Liberty?
On the brink of World War III
Humanity is at the threshold
Kali and her courageous band
See the world through AR-15 rifles
Next Strike, Next strike
Unexpected nuke strike
Next strike, Next strike
Everyone will lose this fight
Overseas, NATO crumbles
Incoming Russian missiles!!!
US silos, subs, aircraft respond
This seems just so un-real (surreal)
In this last conflicting war
No one actually wins
From the ashes and the rubble
Can we ever start again???
Kali believes it is God’s will
America paying for its sins
As a Christian Patriot
She voted for Michele Bachmann!
Bomb of unknown origin
Kali MacAlistair remembers
The nuking of Washington (D.C.)
The Administration, all Govt.
Have all ceased to exist- none function
With the President away overseas
She is sworn-in on CVN-71
(She steams on home under protection)
“Operation Enduring Fury”
Pakistan, Tehran, and Pyongyang
Reduced to charred, burning ruins
In a pre-emptive nuclear exchange
Next Strike, Next strike
Unexpected nuke strike
Next strike, Next strike
Everyone will lose this fight
Creation of an Interior Defense Dept.
With new vanguard Vigilant Force Five
Reconstitution and Reconstruction Act enacted
Forced labor from all those left alive
Kali is a Patriot of the Idaho Viper Militia
Wanted for anarchy and sedition
But she will fight “A Hardcore War”
Against illegal post-strike conscription
VF-5 sends their WHAWKs
At Deer Point a confrontation
Just out of Boise fighting erupts
A “Holy War’ inside our nation
Next Strike, Next strike
Unexpected nuke strike
Next strike, Next strike
Everyone will lose this fight
Anarchists, eco-terrorists, and lunatic fringe
Fight mandatory conscription and martial law
Kali and her Christian Patriots fight to the death
The Government forces label them “criminals”
Interior Detection Camps
Notorious IDCs
What happened to the United States?
Our Land of Liberty?
On the brink of World War III
Humanity is at the threshold
Kali and her courageous band
See the world through AR-15 rifles
Next Strike, Next strike
Unexpected nuke strike
Next strike, Next strike
Everyone will lose this fight
Overseas, NATO crumbles
Incoming Russian missiles!!!
US silos, subs, aircraft respond
This seems just so un-real (surreal)
In this last conflicting war
No one actually wins
From the ashes and the rubble
Can we ever start again???
Kali believes it is God’s will
America paying for its sins
As a Christian Patriot
She voted for Michele Bachmann!
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Scary thoughts...all the way through the last line
This is really creepy, but interesting as a possible scenario for another attack and world war! A female President makes it even scarier!!!
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