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Song Parodies -> "I Dissed Ya"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed You"

Original Performer:

The Everly Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"I Dissed Ya"

Parody Written by:

Immoral Liberal

The Lyrics

This is where some people get the idea that detractors are secretly in love with the ones they're detracting: that if they keep it up, it can seem as if their social lives revolve entirely around the object of their declared hatred.
Never felt such bliss
Until I dissed ya.
How'd I live like this
Before I dissed ya?

Never had much of a life.
Then I stirred up this strife;
Got everyone pissed
When I dissed ya... Uh-huh.
I dissed ya... Oh, yeah!

My life's really changed
Since I dissed ya... Uh-huh.
You sure got deranged
Once I had dissed ya... Oh, yeah!

Never even thought about ya;
Now my life's void without ya.
I can't cease and desist,
Now I've dissed ya... Uh-huh.
I've dissed ya... Oh, yeah!

You brought to my life an epiphany;
For I never realized what a diss could be.

Hmm, how could I live without ya?
My life's point is to flout ya.
People know I exist
Since I dissed ya... Uh-huh.
I dissed ya... Oh, yeah!

You are what I need to make life complete;
For I can't succeed without someone to mistreat.

Now, I gotta beat and pound ya,
With vitriol surround ya,
On your torment insist,
Since I dissed ya... Uh-huh.
I dissed ya... Oh, yeah!

I dissed ya... Uh-huh.
I dissed ya... Oh, yeah!
I dissed ya...
This is also where the advice that you "don't feed the trolls" originates: if you don't give them attention, they don't have much reason to base their social lives on trolling you. Of course, one reason why trolls are so rarely starved out in this fashion is that (tragically) very few actually follow this advice.

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Gregory Blake - August 18, 2023 - Report this comment
Fantastic Job!!

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