Never felt much bliss the time I sniffed ya
Wow, do I get dissed because I sniffed ya
Never thought that you would mind
How your hair looked so fine
Never knew you'd be miffed 'cause I sniffed ya, uh-huh
I sniffed ya, oh yeah

Times have really changed since I sniffed ya, uh-huh
My wife thinks I'm strange because I sniffed ya, oh yeah
Mmm, I've got to make her doubt you
How my gaffe made my spouse stew
Never knew she'd be pissed 'cause I sniffed ya, uh-huh
I sniffed ya, oh yeah

Dudes must be advised what the new rules mean
And guys shouldn't be surprised that a sniff's obscene
Mmm, you need some space about you
Or she'll get crazed and out you
Never do what I did when I sniffed ya, uh-huh
I sniffed ya, oh yeah

Dudes can't be unwise when a cute beaut's sweet
And guys shouldn't peek at thighs of a miss they meet
Mmm, a lot of babes would clout rubes
If their eyes gazed at stout boobs
Never view what I did 'cause she'll dis ya, uh-huh
She'll dis ya, oh yeah

I sniffed ya, uh-huh
I sniffed ya, oh yeah
I miffed ya