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Song Parodies -> "All I Have To Do Is Steam"

Original Song Title:

"All I Have To Do Is Dream"

Original Performer:

The Everly Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"All I Have To Do Is Steam"

Parody Written by:

Jim Rotondo

The Lyrics

Ode to the Irony of Steam.
Stea-ea-ea-ea-eam, steam, steam, steam
Stea-ea-ea-ea-eam, steam, steam, steam
When I suffer from a cold
Stuffy nose and cough uncontrolled
In order to get well all I have to do is
Stea-ea-ea-ea-eam, steam, steam, steam

When my carpets have a stain
Last night’s party, some spilled champagne
Because it was Rose, all I have to do is
Stea-ea-ea-ea-eam.

I can make it clean, make it look pristine
Any room in the house.
Carbonated fizz, pop quiz
I’m steamin’ my wife’s stained blouse.

I iron to see that all my shirts
Are wrinkle-free and that is why
Whenever I dress up, all I have to do is
Stea-ea-ea-ea-eam, steam, steam, steam
Stea-ea-ea-ea-eam.

Pleated pants are fine, when we go to dine
Any club or café.
Then I take a whiz, my biz
I’m streamin’ my wine away.

I need steam now, so I can press
My tuxedo, and my wife’s dress
Whenever we go out all I have to do is
Stea-ea-ea-ea-eam, steam, steam, steam
Stea-ea-ea-ea-eam, steam, steam, steam

Stea-ea-ea-ea-eam, steam, steam, steam

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Rob Arndt - March 29, 2017 - Report this comment
I thought you would use steam in the bathroom, but still...555!
annimal - March 29, 2017 - Report this comment
hot stuff

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