Johnny is a joke, and he’s a scourge
He has a mutt named Rover, too a scourge
And Rover isn’t funny (f**king dog!)
I’ve seen him kill a bunny (ugly dog!)
Johnny is a joke; his mutt’s a scourge that isn’t funny
It’s a scourge dog

Johnny’s mutt is all wrong, canine scourge
If I stick ’round, the song they’ll sing: a dirge
That stinking mutt ain’t my pal (f**king hound!)
I wish Johnny’d put that hound in the pound
Johnny, take canine away
That puppy drives me crazy—it’s a scourge dog

Hey, scourge dog, just go and chase your tail
Hey, scourge dog, it’s I you’d assail
Scourge dog, I sure wish that you would leave me alone
Hey, scourge dog, I have learned all your tricks
Hey, scourge dog, I will run up a tree quick
Scourge dog, you’re never finding kitten vittles, so go home!

Johnny causes grieving with his scourge
I wish that he’d be leaving with his scourge
This ain’t no leash-led pet now (f**king dog!)
Did Lucifer beget, meow! this damn dog?!
He grieves me with this creature
That’s undoubtedly got rabies—it’s a scourge dog

Hey, scourge dog, just go and chase your tail
Hey, scourge dog, it’s you I’d assail
Scourge dog, if I could just trap you sometime alone
Hey, scourge dog, I must learn some new tricks
Hey, scourge dog, like get knife I can stick
Scourge dog, like straight into your innards middle, drive it home!