Gingrich waxes floral (he's a Newt)
About declining morals (he's a Newt)
But visiting his first wife (he's a dog)
When cancer threatened her life (what a dog)
To the hospital he went with papers to divorce her
He's a Newt Dog

Three times he's been married (he's a Newt)
Those duties failed to carry (he's a Newt)
Reneging twice on his vows (what a hoot)
His lame excuse until now (needs the boot)
He can't help it, he's just got a passion for our country
He's a Newt Dog

CHORUS:
You, Newt Dog, were on Bill Clinton's trail
Still, Newt Dog, impeachment did fail
Newt Dog, you clearly had some problems of your own
Hey, Newt Dog, learn to stick with your spouse
Ney, Newt Dog, you're living in a glass house
And people in your situation never should throw stones

(INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE)

Gingrich is a teacher (he's a Newt)
A theocratic preacher (he's a Newt)
On U.S. Muslims he trips (he's a dog)
Free enterprise he worships (what a dog)

He'd gut environmental rules and bring back child labor
(He's a Newt Dog)

CHORUS: REPEAT

He's a Newt
He's a Dog