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Song Parodies -> "Jingle Bombs"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
The English Tudors?
Parody Song Title:
"Jingle Bombs"
Parody Written by:
Achmed the Dead Terrorist
The Lyrics
Sing this in a terrorist accent
Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas is IRAQ!
I got to Checkpoint A
But not to Checkpoint B
That's when I got in the ass
By the US Military
Hey, Jingle Bombs Jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that
Bin Laden Promised me?
Hey, Jingle bombs Jingle bombs
US soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is
The towel upon my head
I used to be a man
But thanks to Uncle Sam
Every time I cough
My nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done
I need to find some work
I think it will be safer as
A convenient store night clerk
Hey Jingle Bombs Jingle Bombs
I think that I've been screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
Or I WILL KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas is IRAQ!
I got to Checkpoint A
But not to Checkpoint B
That's when I got in the ass
By the US Military
Hey, Jingle Bombs Jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that
Bin Laden Promised me?
Hey, Jingle bombs Jingle bombs
US soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is
The towel upon my head
I used to be a man
But thanks to Uncle Sam
Every time I cough
My nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done
I need to find some work
I think it will be safer as
A convenient store night clerk
Hey Jingle Bombs Jingle Bombs
I think that I've been screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
Or I WILL KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iraq is sung; I raq
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