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Song Parodies -> "Wash Machine Looting"

Original Song Title:

"Wash Machine Boogie"

Original Performer:

The Echo Valley Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Wash Machine Looting"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

The original is a rockabilly classic - I remember it from my childhood performed by a UK band Matchbox. But the behaviour of the Russian soldiers in Ukraine is puzzling - it is hard to say whether it is outrageous or ridiculous, or just plain sucky. I mean, are the Russians so poverty-stricken and technologically backwards they need to loot the whiteware in Ukrainian homes and ship that stuff to Russia to their kinfolks?
Well, come on lyubyu 'cause I wanna do
That washing machine looting for you
Now you'll get your underwear clean
'cause I'll ship you a looted washing machine
Steal-swap, ship-loots
Come on lyubyu and I wanna do
The washing machine looting for you

Well, we plunder the whiteware in Ukraine
we loot their homes and we'll ship them away
So, come on lyubyu 'cause I wanna do
That washing machine looting for you
Steal-swap, ship-loots
Come on lyubyu and I wanna do
The washing machine looting for you

Well, we kill their old owners and we rob them again
we'll show them we are Orcs as we rape and we maim
So, come on baby 'cause I wanna do
The washing machine looting for you
Steal-swap, ship-loots
Come on lyubyu and I wanna do
The washing machine looting for you

Well, come on lyubyu 'cause I wanna do
That washing machine looting for you
Now you'll get your underwear clean
'cause I'll ship you a looted washing machine
Steal-swap, ship-loots
Come on lyubyu and I wanna do
The washing machine looting for you

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Patrick - November 16, 2022 - Report this comment
I bet a soldier has to have special connections to get space on a truck going back to the Evil Empire, especially if it involves something as heavy as a washing machine. What are the chances that looted laundry device will actually get to where it is supposed to go, rather than being purloined by the driver for his family?

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