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Song Parodies -> "Crystal Meth"

Original Song Title:

"Bristoll Stomp"

Original Performer:

The Dovells

Parody Song Title:

"Crystal Meth"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

The kids in middle school are sharp as a pistol
When they smoke the crystal meth
Really somethin man, a joint is nothin'
When they smoke the crystal meth
Whoa, whoa they start tweakin every goddamn night
We smoke the greatest and they do it right
Well, it's the latest it's the greatest thing to try
The kids in Middle school are sharp as a pistol
(Whoa, oh, oh)
When they smoke the crystal meth
(Whoa, oh, oh)
Really somethin man, a joint is nothin'
(Ah-ah-ah, whoa)
When they smoke the crystal meth
Whoa, whoa it started in Middle school, we met a creepy guy
We shot it and smoked it and never wanted to stop
We stole and robbed and we crashed our Daddy's car
The kids in Middle school are sharp as a pistol
When they smoke the crystal meth
(Whoa, oh, oh)
Really somethin man, a joint is nothin'
(Ah-ah-ah)
When they smoke the crystal meth
(Duh-duh-doo)
It's got that groovy beat
That makes you scratch your feet
Come along and try
Gonna feel fine
And once you smoke with me
You'll fall in love you see
The Crystal meth will make you tweak
All night
The pipes are burnin every goddamn night
They'll crystyalize their lungs if they do it right
But it's the latest it's the greatest thing to try
The kids in Middle school are sharp as a pistol
When they smoke the crystal meth
(Whoa, oh, oh)
Really somethin man, a joint is nothin'
When they smoke the crystal meth
It started in middle school, we met a creepy guy
We shot and smoked it
Never wanted to stop
We stole and robbed
And we crashed our daddy's car
The kids in Middle school are sharp as a pistol
When they smoke the crystal meth
Really somethin' man, a joint is nothin'
(Ah-ah-ah)
When they smoke the crystal meth
This is mine
Oh, stay away, this is mine
I'm talkin (when they smoke the crystal meth)
Mine baby (kids in Middle school...)

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Darius - May 30, 2019 - Report this comment
I wanna drown in coke after reading your work, Joseph.

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