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Song Parodies -> "Teach Me What's Right"

Original Song Title:

"Teach Me Tonight"

Original Performer:

The DeMarco Sisters

Parody Song Title:

"Teach Me What's Right"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

The charge of having sex with a 14 year old male student against Florida teacher, Debra LaFave, has been dropped by presecutors
Did you say I've got a lot to learn?
These are things people get shot to learn
Don't teach me what takes a cot to learn?
Teach Me What's Right!

Though, with you, It's true, I'd like to score
I'm just fourteen and you're twenty four
This is not right, please unlock the door
Teach Me What's Right!

A cleaner blackboard, you could show me
Not temptation in your eye
Education's what you owe me
The moral code we all live by

One thing isn't clear, at all
How did you get hired here, at all
Maturity does not appear, at all
Teach Me What's Right!

Perhaps a couns'lor, you should visit
Take cold showers every day
This is not sex ed class, is it?
I don't believe it's taught this way..

With your sexy perfumed smell, so near
Makes the classroom like a motel, here
Not a true ringing school bell, I hear
Teach Me What's Right..

Teach Me What's Right..

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AFW - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
I know how to spell prosecutors...Mr. Spelling Cop..just a type o
alvin rhodes - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
so much for gender equality
John Barry - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Let's play "prod the prof." 555 hours in detention.
Red Ant - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
I tried to find a MP3 for this song, all I came up with that was close was a McGuire Sisters version. Anywoo, great twist on TOS.
AFW - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, John, and Red
Tommy Turtle - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Dead on...Where law and ethics fail, ridicule fills in. Good job. 5s
Larry Hensley - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah, so funny
AFW - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Tommy and Larry

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