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Song Parodies -> "Home Room"
Original Song Title:
"Sh-Boom (Life Could Be A Dream)"
Original Performer:
The Crew Cuts
Parody Song Title:
"Home Room"
Parody Written by:
Agrimorfee
The Lyrics
Tip of the top hat to Wolverine for the song idea. These are the inner thoughts of an American high school student just before the 9 o'clock bell rings on Monday morning.
I wanna sing songs, but dang oh dang oh dang
Time to go and start another day
Oh I wish that I could dream
But I have to wake me up and the bus again to school (Home Room!)
And have jerks tell me that I'm a dork and so uncool
I wish I could sleep back home
(Hello hello again, home room and the torture will start again)
Oh I wish that I could dream
But I have to start my schedule with Algebra 101
After the schoolwide announcements are all done
Wish that I could sleep, oh darn!
What is the time? 8:52
I feel like that I have no mind (duh! duh! duh! duh! duh! duh!)
If I'd cut class like I want to
Maybe I'd feel more fine!
I wish that I could dream
But it's time to hear our sports scores from the P.A. above
Eastside beat our Lincoln Otters 110 to 12
Still got lousy teams, no doubt!
Home Room, Home Room
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla!
Home Room, Home Room
Ya-da-da ya-da-da ya-da-da ya-da-da!
Home Room, Home Room
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla!
Home Room!
Pizza, fries and split pea soup
Lunch menu ain't on my mind
It's Jenny Lynn or Peggy Sue
Baby, they look so fine!
Now I dare daydream
'Bout how I would take sweet Jen or Peg to the senior prom
But if I approached them they would laugh and call me scum
Me king to their queen? Fat Chance!
(gasp!) I'm such a ding dong
Oh dang, oh dang, oh dang (Home Room!)
Oh no I forgot! Exams today!
Wish that I could dream
Wish that I could dream at home!
9:00 I see
Now only seven more hours left to do
I think that school is a waste of time, don't you?
That's the way it seems, oh god!
You make me blue, Home Room, Home Room!
Oh yes it's true, Home Room, Home Room!
It's like a zoo, Home Room, Home Room!
Dear God!
Time to go and start another day
Oh I wish that I could dream
But I have to wake me up and the bus again to school (Home Room!)
And have jerks tell me that I'm a dork and so uncool
I wish I could sleep back home
(Hello hello again, home room and the torture will start again)
Oh I wish that I could dream
But I have to start my schedule with Algebra 101
After the schoolwide announcements are all done
Wish that I could sleep, oh darn!
What is the time? 8:52
I feel like that I have no mind (duh! duh! duh! duh! duh! duh!)
If I'd cut class like I want to
Maybe I'd feel more fine!
I wish that I could dream
But it's time to hear our sports scores from the P.A. above
Eastside beat our Lincoln Otters 110 to 12
Still got lousy teams, no doubt!
Home Room, Home Room
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla!
Home Room, Home Room
Ya-da-da ya-da-da ya-da-da ya-da-da!
Home Room, Home Room
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla!
Home Room!
Pizza, fries and split pea soup
Lunch menu ain't on my mind
It's Jenny Lynn or Peggy Sue
Baby, they look so fine!
Now I dare daydream
'Bout how I would take sweet Jen or Peg to the senior prom
But if I approached them they would laugh and call me scum
Me king to their queen? Fat Chance!
(gasp!) I'm such a ding dong
Oh dang, oh dang, oh dang (Home Room!)
Oh no I forgot! Exams today!
Wish that I could dream
Wish that I could dream at home!
9:00 I see
Now only seven more hours left to do
I think that school is a waste of time, don't you?
That's the way it seems, oh god!
You make me blue, Home Room, Home Room!
Oh yes it's true, Home Room, Home Room!
It's like a zoo, Home Room, Home Room!
Dear God!
Copyright 2007.
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You'd better run to class, before you miss these 5's
a fun sing-a-long
You've hit a home roon.
Captures that great old high school feeling
Excellent...your best work yet. Loved the 25 exclamation points, which really drives each point you make to the edge of hysteria. SOTM fer sure, dude.
Dang nab it....I sure wish you hadn't copyrighted this great home room epic! I wanted to steal it and use it as my own! The line "Oh dang, Oh dang, Oh dang (Home Room!)" had me in tears! Such insight! I laughed my butt off! Great! Maybe the most hysterical line of the year! I mean it! How do you do it!?!?
Whoever you are with the facetious commentary, please, get the cajones to speak your mind under your usual screen name and tell me what's REALLY troubling you, at the messageboard.
(Ages). . .it seems that there is some continued resentment from that damn Kiss #$$ parody going on, since we don't know for sure who wrote it. . .anyway, on this parody. . .your pacing isn't too too bad, but I have to admit, it seems a little off from your normal standard, I've had a lot of those lately. . .like I'll Drink The Slim Fast, so I know how that goes, I hope that the bitterness that's been around AmIRight the past few days goes away soon. . .it's taking away from the fun that this site holds.
(AGES) Home room? Must be kinda like Home Group at my school...i think. Great job anyways!
Good work! Wish I could give you the day off, but the school board wouldn't approve (lol)
(Ages) You gotta do something about those sports teams. :-) Too much home room, not enough practice. Good job on the song, show it to Jen and Peg, they'll both go out with you.
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