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Song Parodies -> "Sixty Candles"
Original Song Title:
"Sixteen Candles"
Original Performer:
The Crests
Parody Song Title:
"Sixty Candles"
Parody Written by:
Cynthia Mountain
The Lyrics
for Peter Gabriel's upcoming 60th birthday (Feb. 13)
60 Candles
60 candles.make a roaring fire
but not as bright as the light of desire
Blow out the candles make you short of breath
Here's a fancy new dinner jacket
so you look just like the Hef
You're only 60
But you're the best in music history
and you'd be very young if you
were a Redwood tree
60 candles you've aged well and are
very wise
60 candles brings me to new highs
60 candles you are one sexy old guy
60 candles.make a roaring fire
but not as bright as the light of desire
Blow out the candles make you short of breath
Here's a fancy new dinner jacket
so you look just like the Hef
You're only 60
But you're the best in music history
and you'd be very young if you
were a Redwood tree
60 candles you've aged well and are
very wise
60 candles brings me to new highs
60 candles you are one sexy old guy
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Great take on that song! I would've sang that on my mom's 60th birthday, a few years back, but that would've been very offensive to her. It's all good and 5's!
Well written! Good stuff
In my case, a harbinger of thinngs to come (soon). Good job. ;D
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