Song Parodies -> "Hakey Sac"

Original Song Title:

"Yakety Yak"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Hakey Sac"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Have you heard about the newest toy
It's wanted by every girl and boy
It's unlike any toy I've ever seen
It looks like a lousy bag of beans
Hakey Sac (what is that)

I don't understand how you play
In that subject I'm a little gray
Looks like the only thing you tend
Is to throw it hard and hurt your friends
Hakey Sac (don't do that)

You're always taking it school
You think it makes you look real cool
I don't know what you see in that
I looks like a toy I'd give to the cat
Hakey Sac (don't touch that)

Throw that thing in the trash
It was a waste of your cash
You should have left it in the store
I don't want to see you with it anymore
Hakey Sac (put it back)

Hakey Sac, Hakey Sac
Hakey Sac, Hakey Sac
Hakey Sac, Hakey Sac
Hakey Sac, Hakey Sac

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Know 1 can hear you dream - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment

I have no idea what a Hacey Sac is, probably haven�t reached my part of the globe yet, and normaly I prefer "wild and crazy" subjects, but for some reason I like the way this parody stays away from that. It�s a fair and balanced dissing of something you don�t like. As simple as that. 455.

Jonathan C. - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment

A Hacky Sack is basically a bean bag. You can put it on your foot and play kicking games with it. I don't now how it differs from a regular bean bag. Maybe the beans are harder.

Guy DiRito - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment

Pace seems a bit off, but very well done otherwise. 4+5+5. Very original.

Adagio - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment

I liked it. Good job.

wdh - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment

Nice! I gave it 4-5-5

Static - October 11, 2003 - Report this comment

a Hacky Sack differs in this way: whereas a regular beanbag is (usually, according to my "low IQ") square and flat, a Hacky Sack is more of a sphere-like shape. my school has had a couple of 'em thrown on the courtyard roof so far this year.

neminem - October 11, 2003 - Report this comment

Yeah, at my former high school they were a fairly big fad. Other than the fact that "hackey" has one less syllable than "yackity," this was a pretty good parody.

Static - October 12, 2003 - Report this comment

oh, the tally is now this: Hacky Sacks on roof 2, Strawberry Nutri-Grain Bars on the roof 1. Oops...

Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Nice. 4-5-5. I stink at hackey. My Record is like 3. And my last year S.S. teacher like was better than all the kids were with it. He would take time out of class to play with the kid in the back's hackey sack. He He, I think he'll be my Fav. teacher for a while

tara - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment

it was really well done, i like it. But it's sortof annoying since it's pretty negative on the hacey sac! I love hacey sac and always will. It's awesome. My record is like 100 and i can get like 30 stalls in a row. You can do so much with a hac, I always have one with me just incase. They always come in handy. keep hacing it peace out, T

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