Fee, fee, fi, fi, fo, fo, fum
There's no smoke in the crematorium,
'Cause it's down, yes it's down,
The crematorium broke down,
The guy said it was
A big mistake,
Hey, I think we found a few more
Here in the lake.

We put uncle Fred atop the TV,
Cause he always loved watching Jeopardy,
Now we've learned,
Now we've learned,
That's not Fred,
Who's in that urn,
Who it is,
We don't know,
Maybe they would rather watch
That Survivor show.

This story was oh so big,
I saw a bumper sticker on a rig
That said, "North Georgia we dig,"
So we dug,
And we dug,
And we dug!

The state slogan we now endorse
Says come to Georgia,
We've got esprit de corpse,
It's so dumb,
It's so dumb,
This whole crematorium,
And burying folks,
Just for cash,
You could say this whole thing
Was a pain in the ash!

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