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Song Parodies -> "23 Vegan Chickens"

Original Song Title:

"Three Cool Cats"

Original Performer:

The Coasters

Parody Song Title:

"23 Vegan Chickens"

Parody Written by:

vegan minstrel

The Lyrics

Cheers, you cool vegans
Cheers to cool vegans
walking through the grocery stores
avoiding the products that came from gore
buying plant-based foods galore
Cheers, cool vegans

23 plant-based chicken brands,
23 vegan chickens
i love seeing them in the frozen aisle
So many of them, it makes me smile
All cool customers want to buy a pile of
23 plant-based chicken brands

Up pops a cool cat
He said, "Man, look at that!
Man, do you see what I see?"
"I want the patty!"
"I want the nuggets!"
"Hey, man, it’s tenders for me!"

23 plant-based chicken brands,
23 vegan chickens
It’s food from angels from up above
And everyone is falling in love
with 23 plant-based chicken brands,
23 vegan chickens

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