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Song Parodies -> "Allison Mack"
Original Song Title:
"Yakety Yak"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Coasters
Parody Song Title:
"Allison Mack"
Parody Written by:
Hu’s On First
The Lyrics
A glimpse into the life of a NXIVM cultist. Former actress Allison Mack acted as a recruiter and overseer for the group, which was all-female except for its true leader, Keith “Vanguard” Raniere (who treated the women like slaves).
800 calories a day
‘Cause we don’t like how much you weigh
You must watch out when you weigh in
The master likes his women thin
Allison Mack, don’t talk back
Wear fake cow udders on your chest
Because you had to fail the test
To prove that what it takes you’ve got
You must get branded nice and hot
Allison Mack, don’t talk back
It’s 2 AM, so you must wake
Go to the kitchen, bake a cake
You try to leave or break our trust
We’ll leak the nude pics you sent us
Allison Mack, don’t talk back
So pay attention and beware
Don’t ever shave your pubic hair
You know you are the Vanguard’s own
His women must be his alone
Allison Mack, don’t talk back
‘Cause we don’t like how much you weigh
You must watch out when you weigh in
The master likes his women thin
Allison Mack, don’t talk back
Wear fake cow udders on your chest
Because you had to fail the test
To prove that what it takes you’ve got
You must get branded nice and hot
Allison Mack, don’t talk back
It’s 2 AM, so you must wake
Go to the kitchen, bake a cake
You try to leave or break our trust
We’ll leak the nude pics you sent us
Allison Mack, don’t talk back
So pay attention and beware
Don’t ever shave your pubic hair
You know you are the Vanguard’s own
His women must be his alone
Allison Mack, don’t talk back
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