SO LONG VAN JONES

I plopped down in my easy chair and turned on PBS
This leftist commie named Van Jones was railin’ on with Tavis
He ranted and raved ’bout whitey poisoning all a the poor
Then said he wanted some of that cool green
Was gonna change our ways
And then Obama (and then)
He made him a Czar (and then)
Worked on the Stimulus (and then, and then …!)

And then - So long Van Jones!
Meathead Jones
Jive talkin’ Jones
Ol’ Marxist Jones
So long, goodbye our Green Czar Jones

Now ol’ Van Jones was educated at the best of schools
But deep inside those ivy covered walls he learned to play the fools
Down in California he fit right in as the story’s told
Van Jones said, “We’ll take all that government gold
“We’ll say the Earth has a fever!
“Invent solutions (and then)
“That don’t fix nothing’!” (and then)
The prez let him screw everyone!” (and then, and then…!)

And then - So long Van Jones
Meathead Jones
Jive talkin’ Jones
Ol’ Marxist Jones
So long, goodbye our Green Czar Jones

We got so bugged we started looking hard into this guy’s past
And Lord Almighty eyes bugged out at what came out so hard and fast
Pallin’ with cop killers and professing “better red than dead”
Said, "Agree with me - I can be an A-hole, Jed!
"We’re going to transform our society
"Power to the people! (and then)
"Say crazy things! (and then)
"9-11’s an inside job!" (and then)
Then more YouTube (and then, and then...!)

And then - So long Van Jones
Meathead Jones
Jive talkin’ Jones
Ol’ Marxist Jones
So long, goodbye our Green Czar Jones