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Song Parodies -> "Charlie Horse"

Original Song Title:

"Charlie Brown"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Coasters

Parody Song Title:

"Charlie Horse"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Oh-oh, Ow-ow, Ee-ee, Ooo
I hate these cramps
Don't know what I'm gonna' do

Charlie Horse, Charlie Horse
Nothin's worse.. than Charlie Horse
When muscles get stuck
They bring misery
(Why are Charlie Horses always kickin' on me?)

Had one in the calf
Behind the knee
In the thigh just got another
While rubbin' one free..

Charlie Horse, Charlie Horse
Nothin's worse.. than Charlie Horse
When muscles get stuck
They bring misery
(Why are Charlie Horses always kickin' on me?)

Who keeps me writhing in the bed?
Who makes my body feel like lead?
Who makes me wind up sore and red?
Guess who? (Who, me?) Yeah, you..

Who strikes at a time we least suspect?
Who makes us shout and yell and hurt like heck?

Charlie Horse, Charlie Horse
Nothin's worse than Charlie Horse
When muscles get stuck
They bring misery
(Why are Charlie Horses always kickin' on me?)

{Muscle therapy interlude}

Who strikes at a time we least suspect?
Who makes us shout and yell and hurt like heck?

Charlie Horse, Charlie Horse
It's of course, old Charlie Horse
When muscles get stuck
They bring misery
(Why are Charlie Horses always kickin' on me?)


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Tommy Hurt'll - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Aah, the joys of "maturing" lol. 5 ice packs.
Rick C - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Now, why didn't I think of this? Glad you did though! 555
Red Ant - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Ah, the joy of muscle cramps....not. "While rubbin' one free"; a cramp or something else? heh heh.
alvin rhodes - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
laughed myself horse
Michael Pacholek - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
A Charlie Horse is a "nagging injury." Five tubes of Aspercreme. I'd make it "Ben-Gay," but then we'd have a few more "Brokeback Mountain" jokes, and even if you don't mind those, you don't want to see the words "broke" and "back" together right now.
AFW - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Tommy, Rick C., Red Ant, alvin, and Michael...for votes and funny punny comments
Stuart McArthur - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
never heard that expression, AFW (thanks for explanation MP) but it's funny when you know the OS - 555
AFW - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart....Yeah, I think it's an American expression......not sure of the derivation..but just guessing, I would imagine it started with a muscle cramped horse named Charlie...or something to that effect.
Rex - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody ain't no pain in the... leg. Enjoyed it!
AFW - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rex
Larry Hensley - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but this parody was horsin' around the place. 5's.

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