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Song Parodies -> "Thub Tooth For No. 9"

Original Song Title:

"Love Potion No. 9"

Original Performer:

The Clovers

Parody Song Title:

"Thub Tooth For No. 9"

Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

"Thub Tooth For No 9 "

I thtarted lithpin when I lotht thiht tooth,
tho thaw a dentitht in downtown Duluth.
Thee, thinth thith offith perthon jutht rethigned
I’ve thtarted thinkin’ that hith job could thoon be mine.

But firtht I’ve got to get thith lithpin’ ficktht
tho both-man doethn’t think it mimickth hith.
Dentitht thaid “No fear, thon, I’m thyure you’ll be jutht fine,”
thee thaid, “What you need ith thub tooth for No. 9**”

My heart poundth ath drill thoundth, I think “Tho you think!”
when dentitht thayth “Thith won’t hurt a bit!” with a wink.
Thee drilled thome then thaid, “Rinth, now, thpit in the think,”
then thtuck a tooth of porthelain in plathe of chink.

But thyit! My thpeech thtill wathn’t cloth to right!
The dentitht thaid, "Mutht be that overbite.”
And when I athked my both, “Thid, ith Thyeldon’th thpot now mine?
He thaid, “Oh thyure!” and thlugged out my … thub tooth for No. 9.

(muthical interlude)

Thee thtuck a tooth of porthelain in plathe of chink.

But thyit! My thpeech thtill wathn’t cloth to right!
The dentitht thaid, Mutht be that overbite!”
And when I athked my both, “Thid, ith Thyeldon’th thpot now mine?
He thaid, “Oh thyure!” and thlugged out my … thub tooth for No. 9.

Thub tooth for No. 9-ay-ay-ay-ine.
Thub tooth for No. 9-ay-ay-ay-ine.
Thub tooth for No. 9-ay-ay-ay-ine.
(more thlowly thith lath time)
Thub tooth for No. 9-ay-ay-ay-ine.

© Stan Hall … ** Tooth No. 9 ith the upper left inthithor, sayth the Univerthal Dental Thyhtem (UDEth) for adult/permanent tooth identificathion. (Thee http://www.drbunn.com/number.htm.) :-)

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Michael Pacholek - March 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Thum might thay thith parody thong thuckth, but what in Tham Hill do thothe thimpletonth know? Thith wath thintillating. In fact, it wath thenthathional.
alvin - March 13, 2008 - Report this comment
funny as hell, and nice job on the "dialect"
Jon Barry - March 13, 2008 - Report this comment
I've juth returned from the dentith. Tho I laughed my ath off.
Ann Hammond - March 13, 2008 - Report this comment
he he

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