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Song Parodies -> "Fresh Order #9"

Original Song Title:

"Love Potion #9"

Original Performer:

The Clovers

Parody Song Title:

"Fresh Order #9"

Parody Written by:

Ann Hammond

The Lyrics

Can't bowl as well as I did at youth
A 37 if you want the truth
Ruth's at an alley on 34th and Vine
Adding stuff in pizzas called Fresh Order #9

I told her that I wasn't getting hits
I couldn't find a way to spare my splits
She lifted a glass and she drank a little wine
She said What you need is Fresh Order # 9

Put glass down and turned around and gave me a wink
She said I'm gonna mix some stuff right here in the sink
The pizza smelled real good and faster then you can blink
Opened the box, I took a slice--my teeth did sink!

I didn't know which numbered lane was right
I started hitting every pin in sight
But when I got to lanes numbered 34 and 5
Steve dumped all that was left of Fresh Order #9
I think I still can bowl as well as I use to. I never was that great, but I don't think I was bad.

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alvin - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks for the tip...pizza improves one's bowling...whodathunk ?
John Barry - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
This bowled me over.
Ann Hammond - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin and John B
Jason - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey Ann H! I love any parody that is to do with pizzas! I must admit I DKTOS but I really like the content.
Ann Hammond - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for stopping by Jason. I think I first heard this from the Beach Boys. Apparently this is a 50's song that has been covered by quite a few bands.
Kristof Robertson - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
I've heard of Bowling For Soup, Ann...but Bowling For Pizza? Fun parody of a cool old tune. 555
Ann Hammond - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Kristof
malcolm higgins - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
the best split you made here was on my side... laughing.. nice job
Ann Hammond - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks malcolm
Yoidy - March 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(puff, puff, puff) Just catching up. This pizza bowl in motion is stronger than any love potion! 555
Serafina - March 29, 2007 - Report this comment
I liked it!! Very clever. I like parodies about pizza as well (and I also like to eat it), since I'm Italian. 5-5-5 :)
Ann Hammond - March 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank s Yoidy hmmm, "Poetry In Motion" Pizza Bowl In Motion Thanks Serafina. I'm not italian, but some sort of mix of Portiquise and indian. I'm a California born tomato sauce sucking Annpire.

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