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Song Parodies -> "Fresh Order #9"

Original Song Title:

"Love Potion #9"

Original Performer:

The Clovers

Parody Song Title:

"Fresh Order #9"

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The Lyrics

Can't bowl as well as I did at youth
A 37 if you want the truth
Ruth's at an alley on 34th and Vine
Adding stuff in pizzas called Fresh Order #9

I told her that I wasn't getting hits
I couldn't find a way to spare my splits
She lifted a glass and she drank a little wine
She said What you need is Fresh Order # 9

Put glass down and turned around and gave me a wink
She said I'm gonna mix some stuff right here in the sink
The pizza smelled real good and faster then you can blink
Opened the box, I took a slice--my teeth did sink!

I didn't know which numbered lane was right
I started hitting every pin in sight
But when I got to lanes numbered 34 and 5
Steve dumped all that was left of my Fresh Order #9

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Total Votes: 15

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