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Song Parodies -> "Mr. J-Lo (Part III)"
Original Song Title:
"Mr. Sandman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Chordettes
Parody Song Title:
"Mr. J-Lo (Part III)"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
Poor old Mark Anthony (whoever he is) has married this Mad Latino diva...I'm praying for him
Mr J-Lo, spouse number three
Where he has come from is a mystery
She's had two strikes, step up the next batter
Mark Anthony has wed his Cleopatra
J-Lo, what's going down?
And where the hell did you find this clown?
He'll be yours for evermore
Mr. J-Lo don't be too sure
Mr J-Lo bought her a ring
It must have had the right amount of bling
A token of his deepest affection
She's gonna add it to her large collection
And I'm wondrin' if Ben's alright
And wondrin' if P Diddy got an invite
She can't remember if he's Mark or Michael
Her wedding dress is heavily recycled
Mr J-Lo, you're in the news
Enjoy the spotlight before it gets fused
I am giving it less than a year
Before J-Lo throws you
Throws throws throws
J-Lo throws you out on your ear!
Where he has come from is a mystery
She's had two strikes, step up the next batter
Mark Anthony has wed his Cleopatra
J-Lo, what's going down?
And where the hell did you find this clown?
He'll be yours for evermore
Mr. J-Lo don't be too sure
Mr J-Lo bought her a ring
It must have had the right amount of bling
A token of his deepest affection
She's gonna add it to her large collection
And I'm wondrin' if Ben's alright
And wondrin' if P Diddy got an invite
She can't remember if he's Mark or Michael
Her wedding dress is heavily recycled
Mr J-Lo, you're in the news
Enjoy the spotlight before it gets fused
I am giving it less than a year
Before J-Lo throws you
Throws throws throws
J-Lo throws you out on your ear!
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Very well done, Kristof! Easy to sing and funny. This guy is going down. 555 blings!
Rod...you're too kind. And I agree; what a dipstick!
I'm still in a bit of shock...seriously. What in the HELL is her deal?? Anyway...EXCELLENT work, us usual, Kristof...I loved it! 555!!
Arwen: I can't figure it out, either...what is going on in her tiny little Latino mind?? Thanks for the 5s anyway, babe. Please post something soon??
Awww...I'll do my best, Darling. I actually did pen another LOTR parody this weekend...but...something about it just doesn't sit right with me...so I've been hesitant to submit. Same goes for the rant i wrote yesterday regarding my issues with the new Harry Potter film. And if it doesn't fit...you must NOT submit...(that's what I always say...hehehe)...However...because you're so exceptionally cute...and because you said Please...I'll see if I can get something finished today...=)
Hehehe....mush, mush! A good parody. 5's
Are they still together? (hee hee) "Her wedding dress is heavily recycled" -- just one of many great lines that has me in stitches. Better get these jabs in quick, she's probably already picking out the ring with number four.
Funny as hell... In Marc, she's finally with someone more successful than she is (though not a mainstream celeb), so it will be interesting to see how this one goes down...
well, she certainly has enough butt for 3 husbands
Great work. Top marks from me on this butt from the block basher. I can't stand either of their song styles, and I betcha they're getting married to promote their new collaboration CD. She did the same thing with Ben, only they were crappy movies, not crappy pop songs. 5's my parody brother.
She sure picked a good time to get married. As Bush found out, it's hard to get headlines when a real President (however much I disliked him) dies. And while she could use the prayer, he's the one who's most in the need of intervention.
Thanks for all your votes and feedback, people! I've never even heard of this guy: I even spelt his name wrong in the parody. Is he a singer or something??
That was incredible! They are both a couple of losers and deserve to be made fun of. He has his own issues. He got divorced from his wife (again) just in time to pick up J-ho. I don't even give it 6 months! Your parody was awesome!
Yes, Mark Anthony is a singer/actor. He just played the dad in "Man on Fire." I give this one 6 months too. I can't believe that girl! She has issues for SURE. Anyway, great job! 555
No, Kristof, he's not a singer, and he's not something. He's GOT something, but as soon as she sees what a himbo he is, she'll dump him for -- well, let's see, Puffy was a Yankee fan, Affleck's a Red Sox fan, what's next... a Cub fan?
Look on the bright side people,if J-Lo married Mark Anthony a year ago,then "Gigli" would have been a musical...(Yeah,I stole that one from J-Leno !)
I don't think you should make fun of people. Now I'm gonna make a crappy movie about you!
She's the latter day Zsa Zsa Gabor if not Liz Taylor.
Too late Ben,Thought Police Academy's 2 through 9's already been done ! There is a part in Thought Police Academy 10 for you---you can play yourself --something you've been doing the whole time you was with J-Lo !
Yo Ben ,don't let the Police get to you---better yet don't let them get to me....
Ah Kristof - someone who obviously knows: so what exactly is "bling" anyway?
(ABC) Great parody with brilliant rhyming to complement the jokes. Inspires me to change my name to J-Ro, now I get to wear all those revealing dresses...
(ABC) "Mark Anthony has wed his Cleopatra" ..... LOL ! Brilliant!
(ABC) This is one of the funnier ones I've read today! :-)
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