-> "Hey Nick Sandmann"
Original Song Title:
"Mr. Sandman" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Hey Nick Sandmann"
Hey Nick Sandmann - give us a smirk (TrumpTrumpTrumpTrump)
Make it annoying, like white girls who twerk (TrumpTr- ah, you get the idea)
You racist punks should learn where your place is
Back off when we bang a drum in your faces!
Sandmann - you’ve triggered me
And I have mobs of friends who agree
Please somebody, punch this guy —
Hey Nick Sandmann, you should just die!
Hey Nick Sandmann - you’ve got some nerve
Sure hope you get what we think you deserve
Just standing there all white and all priv’leged
But it’s that f#*%!#g HAT that makes us livid!
Sandmann - why the big fuss?
All we’re demanding is be one of us
Join our bigotry and theft
And embrace the “tolerant” left!
Hey Nick Sandmann - (Build the wa- I mean, yeeeeeess?)- oops it’s our bad
Turns out our narrative was not ironclad
It seems you may have just been a bystander
So now you’ll sue us for our lies and slander!
Hey Nick Sandmann - those are the breaks
But we're not likely to learn from mistakes
Oh, can't you knuckleheads see that -
Nick Sandmann, we’re scared of - Shriek! Shriek! Shriek!
Nick Sandmann, we’re scared of your hat!
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