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Song Parodies -> "Hey Nick Sandmann"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Sandman"

Original Performer:

The Chordettes

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Nick Sandmann"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full of Monkeys

The Lyrics

Is it possible I'm the first one to think of this? (Or bother to do it this late?)

Hey Nick Sandmann - give us a smirk (TrumpTrumpTrumpTrump)
Make it annoying, like white girls who twerk (TrumpTr- ah, you get the idea)
You racist punks should learn where your place is
Back off when we bang a drum in your faces!

Sandmann - you’ve triggered me
And I have mobs of friends who agree
Please somebody, punch this guy —
Hey Nick Sandmann, you should just die!

Hey Nick Sandmann - you’ve got some nerve
Sure hope you get what we think you deserve
Just standing there all white and all priv’leged
But it’s that f#*%!#g HAT that makes us livid!

Sandmann - why the big fuss?
All we’re demanding is be one of us
Join our bigotry and theft
And embrace the “tolerant” left!

Hey Nick Sandmann - (Build the wa- I mean, yeeeeeess?)- oops it’s our bad
Turns out our narrative was not ironclad
It seems you may have just been a bystander
So now you’ll sue us for our lies and slander!

Hey Nick Sandmann - those are the breaks
But we're not likely to learn from mistakes
Oh, can't you knuckleheads see that -
Nick Sandmann, we’re scared of - Shriek! Shriek! Shriek!
Nick Sandmann, we’re scared of your hat!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 14

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   13

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Arch Vile - January 28, 2019 - Report this comment
It's never too late to make the media look like idiots. I was not even thinking of this song when I wrote my Metallica parody. Nice job.
2Eagle - January 28, 2019 - Report this comment
America has jumped the shark.
paul robnson - January 28, 2019 - Report this comment
I have no idea who Nick Sandman is, but I get the gist of it from your context. 5's.
Paul Krugman - January 28, 2019 - Report this comment
Civility is the last refuge of scoundrels.

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