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Twisted Sanders you make me scream
Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh!
When your Redneck Goth mien appears on screen
Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh!
Kids watch in horror, ask "Who's the ogre"?
You make Grimms' tales seem like a comic oeuvre
Sanders, an evil crone
Has nothing on you as on you drone
Please turn off the TV screen!
Twisted Sanders gives me bad dreams

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Fibster Sanders, though you don't scream
Words are more insane than a crazy meme
But then again you are a prez spokesman
From them all, not just you, only blown smoke comes
Sanders as on you drone
I tear my hair out and curse and moan
Please turn off the TV screen!
Fibster Sanders gives me bad spleen

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Twisted Sanders (yuck!) is on the screen
And sharing all her lies with gathered press team
There ain't a truth spark in the pat malarkey
Nothing more than hot air this drivel snarky
Fibster Sanders a mugging troll (ugly word hole)
When you're on I figure some stomachs roll
Please turn off the TV screen!
Twisted Sanders kids watch, mean scene's seen
Twisted Sanders gives them bad dreams
Bad bad bad bad…………………..