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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Madman"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Sandman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Chordettes

Parody Song Title:

"Mr. Madman"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Based loosely on 'Friday the 13th 3!!!"
(blood, blood, blood, blood...)

Mr. Madman, you make us scream (blood, blood, blood, blood)
You rotting, decomposing all-evil being (blood, blood, blood, blood)
Hacking off limbs over-and-over (blood, blood, blood, blood)
Pitchfork through the neck and you slayed another!

Motherf-cker!!!

Madman, leave us alone
We're horny and I wanna get boned
Suddenly, a knife cuts through seams
Mr. Madman eviscerates Steve!!!

(blood, blood, blood, blood...)

Mr. Madman, what does this mean?
An arrow through the eye is really mean
Cut a guy in half while in handstand motion
Another with slashed throat as the girl gets hot poker!!!
Madman, leave me alone
You're psychotic and this camp's not your own
You drowned in a lake so it seems
Mr. Madman, just forget about ME!

(blood, blood, blood, blood...)

Mr. Madman you're so damn mean
You get your jollies when the teens frolic free
Not our fault you're so damn ugly
Hockey mask disguised with a machete that's bloody
Mr Madman, your routine is old (routine is old)
Maggots munching in your eye socket holes
Your true name is Jason Vorhees
Mr Madman, spare me, Oh please!!!
Mr Madman, spare me, Oh please!!!

(run, run, run, running...)

Sound of a chainsaw in background

Aaaaahhhh!!!!

Why won't you die, you F-cking thing???
My favorites from the series are numbers 3, 4, and Jason X!

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Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 36

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Keith Williams - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Bloody good! Fives
Jason addict - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
I'll vote for gore anyday as long as it's not running for President or griping about global warming!
Jonathan - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
^ good one Jason addict! anyway for some reason I couldn't help but picture "The Golden Girls" singing this... 5's
Rob Arndt - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone. Hey Jon, maybe we can use the GG TV Theme song for something!
Jonathan - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
^ now THERE'S a thought! :)
Rob Arndt - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Hey Jon, you could adapt that for a political parody supporting a Bush-Rubio ticket! Btw, you totally missed my Hooters parody! How does a thing like that happen?
Rob Arndt - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
"Thank You for Supporting Jeb?" Both are 7 syllables!
Matthias - September 19, 2015 - Report this comment
This was fantastic! The chipper music combined with these gruesome lyrics works out really well for some sick sadistic reason. I love horror movies and Friday the 13th is one of the best. My favorites are Jason Lives, Jason X and Freddy vs Jason.
Rob Arndt - September 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks Matthias. I grew up with John Carpenter, Tobe Hooper, Ridley Scott, Wes Craven, etc... My fave is Carpenter for: "Assault on Precinct 13", " The Fog", "The Thing", " Them!", "Christine", etc... Hey, have you thought of using Billy Idol's " Rebel Yell" as "Jason's Hell?" Lyrics of more, more, more could be turned into gore, gore, gore!!!
Patrick - September 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Not a big fan of horror films, but I do remember "Assault on Precinct 13", mostly because the building was marked "Precinct 9".
Rob Arndt - September 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Best scene in the original "Assault on Precinct 13" was little Kim Richards getting shot almost point blank in the chest with a Mauser C-96 with silencer! The look on her face as she's blown away is classic. The all-out silencer attack is great too! One of my favorite all time movies. Also, left out Carpenter's best known "Escape from New York" with Kurt Russell as Snake P! Russell used to do Disney films!!!
Shelley - September 19, 2015 - Report this comment
OMG! That is soooo true! Kurt was in The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes and Strongest Man in the World!
Callmelennie - September 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Kurt Russell used to do Disney films .. So? I see no irony there. There's all kinds of gratuitous violence in Disney films, Rob. Just ask Bambi. Or maybe Old Yeller
Rob Arndt - September 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Disney owns Lucasfilm and Marvel as well. Good point CML :))

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