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Song Parodies -> "Polar Pop"

Original Song Title:

"Lollipop"

Original Performer:

The Chordettes

Parody Song Title:

"Polar Pop"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

Dedicated to a small-town bargain hunter's favorite beverage: the Polar Pop. Original song here.
Polar Pop, Polar Pop
Oh Polar, Polar, Polar
Polar Pop, Polar Pop...

Call my beverage Polar Pop
Tell you why
The pop is colder than a raw fish fry
Thirty-two ounces of fizzy goodness
Under a buck, I can’t miss!

I call it Polar Pop, Polar Pop
Oh Polar, Polar, Polar
Polar Pop, Polar Pop…

You can mix multiple flavors
Or just keep it simple with one
If your budget’s low
It’d be your pick
Oh Polar Pop, divine

Polar Pop, Polar Pop
Oh Polar, Polar, Polar
Polar Pop, Polar Pop…

Circle K’s gone crazy
Tell you why
‘Cause the Polar Pop machine died
Now it has to undergo main-te-nance
And everybody’s incensed

They can’t get Polar Pop, Polar Pop
Oh Polar, Polar, Polar
Polar Pop, Polar Pop...

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