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Song Parodies -> "Lollipop 3"

Original Song Title:

"Lollipop"

Original Performer:

The Chordettes

Parody Song Title:

"Lollipop 3"

Parody Written by:

Lifeliver

The Lyrics

Some readers may be relieved to know I'll be putting Lolly out to pasture after this one. She's a very private sheep ... So have a last LOL while you can.

LOLLIPOP 3

Lollipop, Lollipop, oh Lolly Lolly Lolly
On I hop, never stop, oh Good Miss Golly Molly
Lollipop, Lollipop, oh Lolly Lolly Lolly
Lollipop (pop pop)

Call my lamby Lollipop, tell ewe why
She's the bleaty ovine of my eye
Though she doesn't speak, she frisk and prance
Baah-b'ra doesn't stand a chance

Lollipop, Lollipop, oh Lolly, Lolly, Lolly
How we bop till we drop, go joe*, not melancholy
Lollipop, Lollipop, let's go and find where's Wally
Lollipop (pop)

Granted, she can't fetch a stick
Muck on cherry, very not bright
Love to hear her voice when dags I pick
Baah-baah back sheep creamy-white ...

Lollipop, Lollipop, oh Lolly Lolly Lolly
Tail I lop, ears I crop, oh Lolly, velly solly
Lollipop, Lollipop, oh Lolly off my trolley
Lollipop (pop)

Grazing how she thrills me, tell you why
Cutest little thing south of Gundagai**
We play horsey in the summer till eight
Mate, her lanolin smells great

Lollipop, Lollipop, oh Lolly Lolly Lolly
Black peas drop, out they plop, what such unholy folly
Lollipop, Lollipop, oh my herbaceous dolly
Lollipop, my lonely prop

Original recording here.
* old-time outback slang for female sheep, as in:
Click go the shears, boys, click click click
His eyes move slow and his hands move quick
The ringer looks around and is beaten by a blow
And curses the old snagger with the bluebellied joe

** town in pastoral southeastern New South Wales on the Murrumbidgee, west of the Great Dividing Range. It's become iconic through an old music hall song, 'The Road to Gundagai', which features a dog er - 'sitting' in a tuckerbox (lunchpail).

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AFW - December 04, 2012 - Report this comment
"Can't fetch a stick" and "Lanolin" stood out...another worthy sheepish grin bringer...
John Barry - December 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Lovely ovine ode.
WarrenB - December 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Young love...there's mutton like it.
Andy Primus - December 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Ever heard of Danny & the Juniors?

Baa-baa-baa-baa
Baa-baa-baa-baa
Baa-baa-baa-baa
Baa-baa-baa-baa
Lollipop

You can finish that one if you want to.
Meriadoc - December 04, 2012 - Report this comment
You could clone her and do a Dolly pop.
Lifeliver - December 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks all devoted sheeplovers. Andy: good suggestion. I might even take you up on that. Merry - oh no, don't tempt me ...
TAMAA BIRD 1000 VOICES - September 23, 2018 - Report this comment
HIPPTY HOP TO THE BARBER SHOP TO GET A PORK CHOP LOLLY POP,GET CHERRY ONE A GRAPE ONE TO AND HIDE THEM IN YOUR SHOE

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