Song Parodies -> "Romneybot"

Original Song Title:

"Lollipop"

Original Performer:

"Romneybot"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Romneybot Romneybot
Mitt Romney Romney Romney
Romneybot Romneybot.....
Mitt Romney Romney Romney
Romneybot Romneybot.....
Romney Romney Romney
Romneybot .. Mitt!

Call him Mitt the Romneybot
'Cause, you see
He might be human, but.. he might not be
And when he talks 'bout health, or defence
Hope he hasn't got a chence

'Cause he's the
Romneybot Romneybot
Mitt Romney Romney Romney
Romneybot Romneybot.....
Mitt Romney Romney Romney
Romneybot Romneybot.....
Mitt Romney Romney Romney
Romneybot! Mitt!

Needs a running-mate: who'd he pick
For his VP? Paul Ryan
Wouldn't be my choice: he makes me sick
Like Romneybot his talent's lyin'

Romneybot Romneybot
Mitt Romney Romney Romney
Romneybot Romneybot.....
Mitt Romney Romney Romney
Romneybot Romneybot.....
Mitt Romney Romney Romney
Romneybot! Mitt!

He's as steadfast as an
Astable gate*
Keeps saying things that I hate
I have finally concluded that:
GEE, The Romneybot's a twat

'Cause he's the
Romneybot Romneybot
Mitt Romney Romney Romney
Romneybot Romneybot...
Mitt Romney Romney Romney
Romneybot Romneybot...
Mitt Romney Romney Romney'
Romneybot

*An astable logic gate - continually switches from one state to another.. otherwise known as a flip-flop or multivibrator. My physics book at school said "multivibrators are useful for making electronic organs", which caused a certain amusement..

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Glen S - October 12, 2012 - Report this comment

Great zings philbot. Very funny, very catchy.

John Barry - October 12, 2012 - Report this comment

Karma: chameleon.

Peter - October 14, 2012 - Report this comment

http://www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=1598

constitution guy - October 14, 2012 - Report this comment

yet, another greedy jealous poor soul who cant see all that his odumbinator has done to ruin america. romney could kill thousand of babies a year and he'd still be better than ANY demoncrat. oops, " kill thousands of babies a year" is already being used by the "family values - for the kids " liberals.

Phil Alexander - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment

Constitution guy - Are you really as just plain stupid as you're coming across? Because from this side of the Atlantic, you're appearing so unbelievably dimwitted and blinkered that it's hard to believe you actually remember to feed yourself in the morning. Maybe I should offer congratulations in actually managing to continue breathing as I'm not entirely convinced that's within your competence range.

Peter - thanks, will have a listen when not at work.

JB, Glen - thanks :-)

constitution guy - October 16, 2012 - Report this comment

being wealthy without the government being your " mommy" is a good thing. but i guess jealousy and greed and envy do not reside in me so i am stupid. stupid is what we call people who continue to support the odumbinator. to support a team of crooks who passed the 2000+ page odumbulous before viewing it is stupid. supporting more of the same is suiside. without excessive cheating from the liberals, the odumbinator is nightmare history. odumba

Phil Alexander - October 17, 2012 - Report this comment

Now I can't tell whether you're doing it to wind me up - the appalling grammar and spelling errors, combined with the inability to make any kind of coherent point at all makes it seem like you're pretending to be that mind-numbingly idiotic. Poe's law and all that. The thought that you might actually be representative of people who vote in the most powerful country in the world is truly scary.

Dan - October 18, 2012 - Report this comment

Constitution Guy: you're a dick.

SFW - October 25, 2012 - Report this comment

Dan: you suck dicks. So what's your point?

Max Power - October 26, 2012 - Report this comment

You really attracted some Romney fans judging by the votes, good work.Have some 555 votes and it's not from a broken ballot.

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