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Song Parodies -> "Taliban"

Original Song Title:

"Lollipop"

Original Performer:

The Chordettes

Parody Song Title:

"Taliban"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban *BOOM!*(2x)

There's a crazy cult in Afghanistan
Fanatic and armed called Taliban
They are woman-haters worst you can find
- in a certain Fascist kind!

We call them..

Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban *BOOM!*(2x)

Crazier than poophouse rats they are
they like to maim and mutilate -
They go yelling out "Allah akhbar!
rattling a lot of sabre -

Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban *BOOM!*(2x)

Raping, bombing, maiming, burn and slay
slitting throats of Jews and Christians too
killing all the women - that's how they play
They all should be put in zoo!

We call them...

Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban *BOOM!*(2x)

Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban *BOOM!*(2x)

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Barry J. Mitchel - September 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Well done parody on an OS that would seem to be inappropriate for a serious topic, much like my parody just submitted for tomorrow.
Lifeliver - September 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Hilarious. As Barry said, juxtaposing a happy song with a grim topic is always a winner. Lick these 555s.
AFW - September 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Edgy, good dark humor
WarrenB - September 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Echoing LL and AFW. I guess you could say these guys suck.

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