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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Sand Dance"
Original Song Title:
"Mr. Sandman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Chordettes
Parody Song Title:
"Mr. Sand Dance"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Chhh, chhh, chhh, chhh, chhh
Chhh, chhh, chhh, chhh, chhh
Chhh, chhh, chhh, chhh, chhh
Chhh, chhh, chhh, chhh, chhh
Chhh, chhh, chhh, chhh, chhh
Mr. Sand dance, sprinkle that sand
(Chhh, chhh, chhh, chhh)
Toss it around, what you hold in your hand
(Chhh, chhh, chhh, chhh)
Groove a move, as easy as Rover
(Chhh, chhh, chhh, chhh)
Act like you're dancing thru greem fields of clover..
Sand dance, shuffle some more
Let that egg timer spill on the floor
Your two legs make quite a team,
Mr. Sand Dance, scratch us a dream
Chhh, chhh, chhh, chhh
Mr. Sand Dance, let your scat out,
Glide with a soft slide and then turn about
Pick up the pace and be a fast rover,
Dance ditty gritty til the show is over
Sand Dance, show us your step
Move like a pirate, cool Johnny Depp
You and sand are so supreme..
Mr. Sand Dance, scratch us a dream
Chhh, chhh, chhh, chhh
Mr. Sand Dance, strut us your gig
Lean with a routine and finish real big
You got a lot of style like Astaire and Kelly
Smoother than peanut butter is on jelly,
Mr. Sand Dance, flap one more lap,
(Before the wrap)
Now buck and wing it, and add finger snap
You click a tap so supreme
Mr. Sand Dance, scratch it, please, please, please,
Mr. Sand Dance, scratch us a dream.
Chhh, chhh, chhh, chhh
Chhh, chhh, chhh, chhh, chhh
Chhh, chhh, chhh, chhh, chhh
Chhh, chhh, chhh, chhh, chhh
Chhh, chhh, chhh, chhh, chhh
Mr. Sand dance, sprinkle that sand
(Chhh, chhh, chhh, chhh)
Toss it around, what you hold in your hand
(Chhh, chhh, chhh, chhh)
Groove a move, as easy as Rover
(Chhh, chhh, chhh, chhh)
Act like you're dancing thru greem fields of clover..
Sand dance, shuffle some more
Let that egg timer spill on the floor
Your two legs make quite a team,
Mr. Sand Dance, scratch us a dream
Chhh, chhh, chhh, chhh
Mr. Sand Dance, let your scat out,
Glide with a soft slide and then turn about
Pick up the pace and be a fast rover,
Dance ditty gritty til the show is over
Sand Dance, show us your step
Move like a pirate, cool Johnny Depp
You and sand are so supreme..
Mr. Sand Dance, scratch us a dream
Chhh, chhh, chhh, chhh
Mr. Sand Dance, strut us your gig
Lean with a routine and finish real big
You got a lot of style like Astaire and Kelly
Smoother than peanut butter is on jelly,
Mr. Sand Dance, flap one more lap,
(Before the wrap)
Now buck and wing it, and add finger snap
You click a tap so supreme
Mr. Sand Dance, scratch it, please, please, please,
Mr. Sand Dance, scratch us a dream.
Chhh, chhh, chhh, chhh
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Sir L'Air, I can really see CaptainJack Sparrow throwing magic sleep dust ! ! kinda like Cheece & Chong?
Thank Heh-vonn for leetle LC...Par-dooone thees ra-thayer weak attempt at a Cheval-yay impresh-shown
Qui, Qui monSieur ! tres amusant & interesant !
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