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Song Parodies -> "Clannerpoop"
Original Song Title:
"Mr. Sandman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Chordettes
Parody Song Title:
"Clannerpoop"
Parody Written by:
Harold Fuccerman
The Lyrics
THIS IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!
Mr Blamber, Blamber
Ahhhh
Mr. Goobert
Lend me your poop
Eat some ice cream
And then a moop
Give me the lips of a wolverine
And then eat a pile of grapes
Mr. Jewman
I smell a rat
My, you're looking quite fat
I hate to fart, so avert your ears
And then tickle a monkey
Mr. Mklo
Teach me to fish
I don't take no mish
Give me a smile
Or a frown
And we will live upside down
Mr. Hambler, Hambler, Goo.....
Hey Mr. Monkeyz
I'm still alone
You no bring me a camera phone
Please turn on your magic bean
Mr. Dean, bring me
Please, please, pleasey
Mr. Noggin, bring me some peas!
Ahhhh
Mr. Goobert
Lend me your poop
Eat some ice cream
And then a moop
Give me the lips of a wolverine
And then eat a pile of grapes
Mr. Jewman
I smell a rat
My, you're looking quite fat
I hate to fart, so avert your ears
And then tickle a monkey
Mr. Mklo
Teach me to fish
I don't take no mish
Give me a smile
Or a frown
And we will live upside down
Mr. Hambler, Hambler, Goo.....
Hey Mr. Monkeyz
I'm still alone
You no bring me a camera phone
Please turn on your magic bean
Mr. Dean, bring me
Please, please, pleasey
Mr. Noggin, bring me some peas!
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Voting Breakdown
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| 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | ||||||||
| 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 136 | 137 | 137 |
User Comments
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You're either a demented genius or an idiot savant without the savant part--
Genius or idiot? I vote the latter.
This isn't even a coherent stream of thought.
That was amazing! Bravo!
Genius or idiot? I'm with bRain Man.
Wow, that was quite possibly the most amazing thing I have ever read.
Wow, Harold, you are quite possibly the most easily entertained person I have ever heard of.
AMAZING! Bravo! Pure genius!
Wow, that was really funny!
Terrific! Bravo! Pure genius!
That was the greatest thing ever...
Hahaha, that was amazingly funny.
That. Was. Amazing!
F'ing fantastic!
Oh good lord. How can I even ... ? I mean. Love the first 2 stanzas, just so incredibly off-center. The rest of it seems to go awry, though, and the pacing is, well, nonexistent. 1-4-2
... BEST. PARODY EVER!!!!!!!!! 555!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fantastico!
Unprecedented humor, 555!!!
Makes my heart soar and my butt fart! 5-5-5!
Wow! Blown away! Three fivers! Security Code is 'ELL!!!
Would you sing this at my wedding? I'll pay you 555 dollars!
Someone sign this guy to an Interscope contract immediately! We need a new pop star in the paranoid schizophrenic pop dance-trance-hallacuinagenitive sub-genre! 555 mg Thorazine and a pen!!! Get Mr. Fuccerman a pet monkey and a bowl of peas! "Clannerpoop" is going platinum!!!
This is absolutely the most incredible parody I have ever read. A feast for the eyes! Triple 5s!!!
An inspiration to us all! Live long and get back to writing more parodies!
There's a difference between calculated nonsense and gibberish like yours. I hope you find the following advice useful: Eat some ice cream and then a moop.
Ever hear of abstract art, you cretin? Leave HF alone! He has the right to express himself as he pleases. I like this BECAUSE it's bizarre and unpredictable! 555!
For the record, this is no more incomprehensible than much of what Mr. Barry turns out on a regular basis!
This parody is so good it feels as if I have touched the face of God!!! 555,000,000 points!!!
The only A**hole here is you Mr. Goobert. Go F yourself, outlier.
STFU Goobert, aka Rob, give it a rest, shut your stupid gob, and tickle a monkey! Lurker, ever since you scampered out of the shadows, I smell a rat.
Why all the controversy over this parody? It can be viewed as expressive or incoherent. Both are valid comments. I personally think it is up to the rater. It is, however, drawing lots of attention. Take a look at the comments and hits. Why this has been resurrected for 2015 is beyond me.
Hey lurking Rob, fang an zu leben.
F Y'all
I agree with ???, sender of the third comment. Mindless, lazy stream of consciousness.
Wait a minute! Mister Sandman is about the dream state. Dreams get pretty weird and wild at times. I think Harold is taking us into the unconscious mind with this masterpiece. 555 for his imagination!!! Splendid!
Du bist gestört, Herr Outlier #2!
I've never seen such a large amount of comments over such an idiotic parody! Good heavens!
This could be Rand Paul's theme song!
Moop and mish exist. The former stands for Matter Out Of Place and Mish is traditional Egyptian cheese!
Maybe Harold is a twisted Dr. Suess! You never know!
Simply irresistible, or is it irresponsible? 5-5-5!
This is mind boggling!!! When will the back and forth frothing communication end?
Isn't this the national anthem of North Korea?
Filled with underlying genius! Evocative. Colorful and creative. 555!
Absolutely the best song ever!!!!!!!!!!
Don't be haters y'all. Fuccerman is down. This is for real!
Best parody ever!!!
I think this is a very subversive attempt to get people to consume ice cream, grapes, fish, and peas! All other lyrical content is superfluous. After reading this, I cooked some battered Icelandic cod served with mushy peas, ate some grapes, and had a fine dessert of Butter Pecan icecream. Needless to say, but I took a poop! Coincidence? I don't think so!!!
I busted a gut laughing! 555!!!
I busted my eyesight reading this!
Bewildering, yet funny! 5s
Cute, in a disturbingly simplistic fashion!
This should be a children's book!!!
I had to do a parody of this. Been a long time. As for content, I agree that it works in its own way. Caught my attention. Even Fack Sabbath with all his Fs and Sh-te produced a few masterpieces!
I am taking a poop as I read this. Now all I need is some ice cream and then a moop! 555 strains on the toilet!
Insane but cool!
Thus is absolutely top drawer! 555!
A mystery and a masterpiece! Go HF!!!
Mr Jewman is offensive. How is this overlooked?
Wickedly funny! 5s!
Brilliant concept and execution! All 5s!!!
Stupendous... or is that stupid? 555 anyway!
The work of a Master...Masturbator! Mental midget!
Beyond comprehension, mental quicksand! 555 ways to rate this!
HF, we love u!!! 5s
Who would have believed that this silly parody would have gotten 70 5s and over 900 hits!
Apparently you did, because you had to comment on it!!!
Pure genius!
Forget the peas, this made me hungry for ice cream! 555!
High 5s!!!
This guy was definitely doing mushrooms when he wrote this! Still, I can't resist the temptation to give him three fives!!!
Seems someone needs to eat some ice cream and then a moop!
Impressive random thinking! 555!
Doc Suess on drugs! 5s
A diamond in the rough???
Hilarious! A riot! 5s
I want to live this guys life!!!
The height of hilarity. Busted a gut!
Who would have thought this would have reached a hundred votes and over a thousand hits??? Harold, good on ya!
Oh my! Oh my! Put a key under your pillow!
Why the gratuitous hypervexing over this lyrical masterpiece?
The very essence of a dream. 5-5-5
Spellbinding!
A dream come true! Three fivers!
Beyond imagination! 5s
Crazy good! Come to puppy! Three fivers!!!
as daffy might say it's phantasmagorical :))
A mystery and a masterpiece!
A real eye-opener! 5-5-5!
Yo you should go pro - that's how good this is
Best parody ever!!!!!!
I don't know what this is but I love it. Bravo. 555!
Brilliant! Let's have this work of art be the thing that bridges the gap between Democrats and Republicans.
I may be a Lincoln fan, and I am. This is great! 5's all around!
@MAGA no more .... Lets not
Why can't I get this parody out of my head?
Fan frickin' tastic!
Please come back to writing parodies, my dude. I love your work.
The greatest song parody of all time. Weird Al should just retire - he'll never top this
Beautiful! And funny. The whole package
Picture if you will a spacecraft from another solar system visiting the smoldering ruins of an Earth civilization thousands of years in the future. When they come upon this parody and its reactions, what will they think? That this was the funniest thing ever; or that this is evidence of an intellectual decadence and decline so profound that the Earth itself could never recover? The answer may be so convoluted we may have to wait thousands of years to discover it -- in the Twilight Zone
I should sing this on stream once! Gotta remember to.
I need more! Brilliant! This deserves all of the 5's.
... No words. This is a work of art. Funniest thing ever.
555 Perfect
You're right! That was funny. Well done, sir!
Now this is comedy! Why can't the cartoons I review on mu YouTube channel (in the series Animated Atrocities) have comedy like this? Then they'd be so much funnier.
10/10
Love this!!!!! 555!!!!!!!!!!!
So random! Yet so funny!
5 stars all around!
5/5 5/5 5/5 BRILLIANT
More fantastic and funny than food is tasty.
Wow! Hilarious! 555!
Every once in a while, you'll read a parody on here that blows even Weird Al out of the water. This is one of those times
PLEASE record and release this, somebody! I need this beauty in audio form.
This is so good.
555! 555! 555!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Work of genius this be
Best parody of all time.
Brilliant! Very poignant and relevant, even in 2022, YEARS after it was written.
yo, dawg. this is a 10/10. best thing i've ever read.
Amazing writing. Your lyrics are funny, and breathe new humorous life into this already amazing song.
This is super funny and amazing.
this is great. i love it
Now THIS is funny!
So funny!!!
Funnier than literally anything else on this site
Harold, please tell me you've recorded. If you haven't, someone needs to. It's jump to the top of the comedy charts on Spotify and stay there for years to come.
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