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Song Parodies -> "Clannerpoop"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Sandman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Chordettes

Parody Song Title:

"Clannerpoop"

Parody Written by:

Harold Fuccerman

The Lyrics

THIS IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!
Mr Blamber, Blamber
Ahhhh

Mr. Goobert
Lend me your poop
Eat some ice cream
And then a moop

Give me the lips of a wolverine
And then eat a pile of grapes

Mr. Jewman
I smell a rat
My, you're looking quite fat
I hate to fart, so avert your ears
And then tickle a monkey

Mr. Mklo
Teach me to fish
I don't take no mish
Give me a smile
Or a frown
And we will live upside down

Mr. Hambler, Hambler, Goo.....

Hey Mr. Monkeyz
I'm still alone
You no bring me a camera phone

Please turn on your magic bean

Mr. Dean, bring me
Please, please, pleasey
Mr. Noggin, bring me some peas!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 145

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 1
 
 3   1
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 4   1
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 5   132
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Judge Dredd - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment
You're either a demented genius or an idiot savant without the savant part--
bRain Man - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Genius or idiot? I vote the latter.
??? - January 09, 2010 - Report this comment
This isn't even a coherent stream of thought.
Norby - January 09, 2010 - Report this comment
That was amazing! Bravo!
refRain, Man - January 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Genius or idiot? I'm with bRain Man.
Harold - January 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Wow, that was quite possibly the most amazing thing I have ever read.
???? - January 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Wow, Harold, you are quite possibly the most easily entertained person I have ever heard of.
Jimmy - January 11, 2010 - Report this comment
AMAZING! Bravo! Pure genius!
Maya - January 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Wow, that was really funny!
Matt - January 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Terrific! Bravo! Pure genius!
YouB - January 18, 2010 - Report this comment
That was the greatest thing ever...
Jim's Master - February 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Hahaha, that was amazingly funny.
Noah - April 26, 2010 - Report this comment
That. Was. Amazing!
Williw - January 31, 2015 - Report this comment
F'ing fantastic!
Brian - February 01, 2015 - Report this comment
Oh good lord. How can I even ... ? I mean. Love the first 2 stanzas, just so incredibly off-center. The rest of it seems to go awry, though, and the pacing is, well, nonexistent. 1-4-2
Gracey The Pacey - June 10, 2015 - Report this comment
... BEST. PARODY EVER!!!!!!!!! 555!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Purple People Eatter - September 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Fantastico!
Adam - September 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Unprecedented humor, 555!!!
Jason Strickland - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Makes my heart soar and my butt fart! 5-5-5!
Kenny - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Wow! Blown away! Three fivers! Security Code is 'ELL!!!
Marc PB - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Would you sing this at my wedding? I'll pay you 555 dollars!
The Doctor is In - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Someone sign this guy to an Interscope contract immediately! We need a new pop star in the paranoid schizophrenic pop dance-trance-hallacuinagenitive sub-genre! 555 mg Thorazine and a pen!!! Get Mr. Fuccerman a pet monkey and a bowl of peas! "Clannerpoop" is going platinum!!!
Neal - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
This is absolutely the most incredible parody I have ever read. A feast for the eyes! Triple 5s!!!
Shady Grady - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
An inspiration to us all! Live long and get back to writing more parodies!
Mr. Goobert - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
There's a difference between calculated nonsense and gibberish like yours. I hope you find the following advice useful: Eat some ice cream and then a moop.
@Goobert - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Ever hear of abstract art, you cretin? Leave HF alone! He has the right to express himself as he pleases. I like this BECAUSE it's bizarre and unpredictable! 555!
Observer - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
For the record, this is no more incomprehensible than much of what Mr. Barry turns out on a regular basis!
STFU Goobert - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
This parody is so good it feels as if I have touched the face of God!!! 555,000,000 points!!!
Lurker - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
The only A**hole here is you Mr. Goobert. Go F yourself, outlier.
Mr. Goobert - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
STFU Goobert, aka Rob, give it a rest, shut your stupid gob, and tickle a monkey! Lurker, ever since you scampered out of the shadows, I smell a rat.
Ben - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Why all the controversy over this parody? It can be viewed as expressive or incoherent. Both are valid comments. I personally think it is up to the rater. It is, however, drawing lots of attention. Take a look at the comments and hits. Why this has been resurrected for 2015 is beyond me.
Outlier #2 - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Hey lurking Rob, fang an zu leben.
Attention All Pseudonyms - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
F Y'all
Mr. Hambler, Hambler, Goo - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
I agree with ???, sender of the third comment. Mindless, lazy stream of consciousness.
Hold Up - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Wait a minute! Mister Sandman is about the dream state. Dreams get pretty weird and wild at times. I think Harold is taking us into the unconscious mind with this masterpiece. 555 for his imagination!!! Splendid!
Outlier's Observer - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Du bist gestört, Herr Outlier #2!
Bystander - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
I've never seen such a large amount of comments over such an idiotic parody! Good heavens!
Marc - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
This could be Rand Paul's theme song!
Good Golly! - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Moop and mish exist. The former stands for Matter Out Of Place and Mish is traditional Egyptian cheese!
Leslie - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Maybe Harold is a twisted Dr. Suess! You never know!
Jed - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Simply irresistible, or is it irresponsible? 5-5-5!
Fred - September 18, 2015 - Report this comment
This is mind boggling!!! When will the back and forth frothing communication end?
Max - September 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Isn't this the national anthem of North Korea?
Mighty Jim - September 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Filled with underlying genius! Evocative. Colorful and creative. 555!
Kenneth Bell - September 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Absolutely the best song ever!!!!!!!!!!
Rollo Jones - September 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Don't be haters y'all. Fuccerman is down. This is for real!
Art - September 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Best parody ever!!!
Jacob - September 19, 2015 - Report this comment
I think this is a very subversive attempt to get people to consume ice cream, grapes, fish, and peas! All other lyrical content is superfluous. After reading this, I cooked some battered Icelandic cod served with mushy peas, ate some grapes, and had a fine dessert of Butter Pecan icecream. Needless to say, but I took a poop! Coincidence? I don't think so!!!
Monty - September 20, 2015 - Report this comment
I busted a gut laughing! 555!!!
Larry - September 20, 2015 - Report this comment
I busted my eyesight reading this!
Justin - September 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Bewildering, yet funny! 5s
Trish Howell - September 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Cute, in a disturbingly simplistic fashion!
Jeff - September 21, 2015 - Report this comment
This should be a children's book!!!
Rob Arndt - September 22, 2015 - Report this comment
I had to do a parody of this. Been a long time. As for content, I agree that it works in its own way. Caught my attention. Even Fack Sabbath with all his Fs and Sh-te produced a few masterpieces!
Jed - September 22, 2015 - Report this comment
I am taking a poop as I read this. Now all I need is some ice cream and then a moop! 555 strains on the toilet!
Jerry Schaecher - September 22, 2015 - Report this comment
Insane but cool!
Nelson - September 22, 2015 - Report this comment
Thus is absolutely top drawer! 555!
Barry - September 22, 2015 - Report this comment
A mystery and a masterpiece! Go HF!!!
Mirna - September 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Mr Jewman is offensive. How is this overlooked?
Iggy - September 26, 2015 - Report this comment
Wickedly funny! 5s!
Jordan - September 26, 2015 - Report this comment
Brilliant concept and execution! All 5s!!!
Brendt - September 27, 2015 - Report this comment
Stupendous... or is that stupid? 555 anyway!
Jimbo - September 27, 2015 - Report this comment
The work of a Master...Masturbator! Mental midget!
Janet - September 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Beyond comprehension, mental quicksand! 555 ways to rate this!
Jen - September 29, 2015 - Report this comment
HF, we love u!!! 5s
This is crazy! - September 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Who would have believed that this silly parody would have gotten 70 5s and over 900 hits!
Frank - September 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Apparently you did, because you had to comment on it!!!
Rodger - October 01, 2015 - Report this comment
Pure genius!
Orange Parrot - October 02, 2015 - Report this comment
Forget the peas, this made me hungry for ice cream! 555!
Grant - October 04, 2015 - Report this comment
High 5s!!!
High on Life - October 04, 2015 - Report this comment
This guy was definitely doing mushrooms when he wrote this! Still, I can't resist the temptation to give him three fives!!!
Barry - October 05, 2015 - Report this comment
Seems someone needs to eat some ice cream and then a moop!
Damon - October 09, 2015 - Report this comment
Impressive random thinking! 555!
Manfred - January 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Doc Suess on drugs! 5s
Guy - January 15, 2016 - Report this comment
A diamond in the rough???
Marvin - January 19, 2016 - Report this comment
Hilarious! A riot! 5s
Billy - February 10, 2016 - Report this comment
I want to live this guys life!!!
Raymond - February 16, 2016 - Report this comment
The height of hilarity. Busted a gut!
Jay - February 17, 2016 - Report this comment
Who would have thought this would have reached a hundred votes and over a thousand hits??? Harold, good on ya!
Granster - February 18, 2016 - Report this comment
Oh my! Oh my! Put a key under your pillow!
? - February 18, 2016 - Report this comment
Why the gratuitous hypervexing over this lyrical masterpiece?
Melvin - March 12, 2016 - Report this comment
The very essence of a dream. 5-5-5
Nutterbutter - March 14, 2016 - Report this comment
Spellbinding!
Mic D - April 09, 2016 - Report this comment
A dream come true! Three fivers!
Ricky - April 10, 2016 - Report this comment
Beyond imagination! 5s
Paul - May 19, 2016 - Report this comment
Crazy good! Come to puppy! Three fivers!!!
Herb - May 19, 2016 - Report this comment
as daffy might say it's phantasmagorical :))
Bret - August 21, 2016 - Report this comment
A mystery and a masterpiece!
Kim - December 08, 2016 - Report this comment
A real eye-opener! 5-5-5!
CotaPenDent - February 06, 2020 - Report this comment
Yo you should go pro - that's how good this is
Jimmy - May 22, 2020 - Report this comment
Best parody ever!!!!!!
Richard - May 22, 2020 - Report this comment
I don't know what this is but I love it. Bravo. 555!
MAGA no more - July 08, 2020 - Report this comment
Brilliant! Let's have this work of art be the thing that bridges the gap between Democrats and Republicans.
Lincoln - July 08, 2020 - Report this comment
I may be a Lincoln fan, and I am. This is great! 5's all around!
MAGA some more - July 10, 2020 - Report this comment
@MAGA no more .... Lets not
Love it - July 11, 2020 - Report this comment
Why can't I get this parody out of my head?
powermoderator - August 21, 2020 - Report this comment
Fan frickin' tastic!
HF #1 Fan - September 06, 2020 - Report this comment
Please come back to writing parodies, my dude. I love your work.
Max Dweck - September 24, 2020 - Report this comment
The greatest song parody of all time. Weird Al should just retire - he'll never top this
Emrose2096 - June 23, 2021 - Report this comment
Beautiful! And funny. The whole package
Rod Serling - June 24, 2021 - Report this comment
Picture if you will a spacecraft from another solar system visiting the smoldering ruins of an Earth civilization thousands of years in the future. When they come upon this parody and its reactions, what will they think? That this was the funniest thing ever; or that this is evidence of an intellectual decadence and decline so profound that the Earth itself could never recover? The answer may be so convoluted we may have to wait thousands of years to discover it -- in the Twilight Zone
TipsyTune - July 09, 2021 - Report this comment
I should sing this on stream once! Gotta remember to.
Aquaman - July 20, 2021 - Report this comment
I need more! Brilliant! This deserves all of the 5's.
The Clannerpoop Kid - July 27, 2021 - Report this comment
... No words. This is a work of art. Funniest thing ever.
LovelyDucking - August 04, 2021 - Report this comment
555 Perfect
Agreeing Tom Nook - August 05, 2021 - Report this comment
You're right! That was funny. Well done, sir!
TheMysteriousMrEnter - August 07, 2021 - Report this comment
Now this is comedy! Why can't the cartoons I review on mu YouTube channel (in the series Animated Atrocities) have comedy like this? Then they'd be so much funnier.
Peter Sellers Fan 4265 - August 15, 2021 - Report this comment
10/10
Bubbles - September 01, 2021 - Report this comment
Love this!!!!! 555!!!!!!!!!!!
JohnM1995 - October 25, 2021 - Report this comment
So random! Yet so funny!
hamzachago22 - November 23, 2021 - Report this comment
5 stars all around!
MentalBattlefield - December 03, 2021 - Report this comment
5/5 5/5 5/5 BRILLIANT
Alana (@AlanaFinewoman) - December 07, 2021 - Report this comment
More fantastic and funny than food is tasty.
Andy - December 09, 2021 - Report this comment
Wow! Hilarious! 555!
No keys for Sam - December 12, 2021 - Report this comment
Every once in a while, you'll read a parody on here that blows even Weird Al out of the water. This is one of those times
AdCalm2291 - January 02, 2022 - Report this comment
PLEASE record and release this, somebody! I need this beauty in audio form.
Cro - January 07, 2022 - Report this comment
This is so good.
Fragmented Wish - January 19, 2022 - Report this comment
555! 555! 555!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guacsolid - February 07, 2022 - Report this comment
Work of genius this be
bd1p - February 12, 2022 - Report this comment
Best parody of all time.
ItsYourMotherDear - February 20, 2022 - Report this comment
Brilliant! Very poignant and relevant, even in 2022, YEARS after it was written.
Get a Grip, Perry! - March 10, 2022 - Report this comment
yo, dawg. this is a 10/10. best thing i've ever read.
sweatbean96 - May 30, 2022 - Report this comment
Amazing writing. Your lyrics are funny, and breathe new humorous life into this already amazing song.
Papa_Cam - July 21, 2022 - Report this comment
This is super funny and amazing.
Benny Guac - July 31, 2022 - Report this comment
this is great. i love it
Real Danny DeVito - October 13, 2022 - Report this comment
Now THIS is funny!

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