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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Tan Man"
Original Song Title:
"Mr. Sandman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Chordettes
Parody Song Title:
"Mr. Tan Man"
Parody Written by:
Parody Pete
The Lyrics
(La, la , la, la la, la ,la, la la, la, la, la la)
Mr. TanMan, spray me a tan
Hit me with UV, to glow like a man
I want a bod that's beautif 'lly bronzy
So I'll attract hot ladies just like Fonzy
TanMan, I'm much too pale
Wave me a beige like some macho male
Do two coats, use all your creams,
Mr. TanMan, answer my dreams
Mr. TanMan, at your salon
Your expertise, Sir, I am countin' on
I'm an accountant, don't catch the sun much
Give me that deep down Georgie Hamilton touch
Mr. TanMan, spray me a tan
Hit me with UV, to glow like a man
Make me a bod that's beautif 'lly bronzy
I'll fox the chicky ladies just like Fonzy
TanMan, don't let me down
Ain't got much money, but wanna' be brown
Please turn on your magic rays
Mr. TanMan give me a glaze
Mr. TanMan, spray me a tan
Hit me with UV, to glow like a man
I want a bod that's beautif 'lly bronzy
So I'll attract hot ladies just like Fonzy
TanMan, I'm much too pale
Wave me a beige like some macho male
Do two coats, use all your creams,
Mr. TanMan, answer my dreams
Mr. TanMan, at your salon
Your expertise, Sir, I am countin' on
I'm an accountant, don't catch the sun much
Give me that deep down Georgie Hamilton touch
Mr. TanMan, spray me a tan
Hit me with UV, to glow like a man
Make me a bod that's beautif 'lly bronzy
I'll fox the chicky ladies just like Fonzy
TanMan, don't let me down
Ain't got much money, but wanna' be brown
Please turn on your magic rays
Mr. TanMan give me a glaze
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LOL! Brilliant work here, Pete...love the Fonzie (that's how it's spelt ;-)) line, and the ref to Georgie Hamilton. Excellent! 555+
This parody brings a warm glow to my epidermis. 555
Just don't wait to tan his hide until he's died, Clyde.
Someone needs to invent a computer monitor that emits UV rays so we parody writers can get a tan while we type.
Tanfastic.
i like what you've cooked up here...many amusing lines
FABulous...and close to my heart. Of course, I don't tan to be like Fonzie...I tan to GET guys like Fonzie...; )
This is funny
Arwen, you do know that Henry Winkler is short, right? Of course, to you, he'd be just about right.
Gracie to everyone
Clever parody, particularly the "countin'/accountant" verse.
wow, lots of comments - very good parody pete - some clever gags in there - 555
soooo funny!
I wanted a Trump parody.
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