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Song Parodies -> "Mrs. Cartman"
Original Song Title:
"Mr. Sandman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Chordettes
Parody Song Title:
"Mrs. Cartman"
Parody Written by:
South Park Al
The Lyrics
mrs. cartman...you're such a scream
you're just the cutest...you play for both teams
you have two lips...but when you roll over
your dates get paler than the cliffs of dover
mrs. cartman...your cover's blown
we've seen your body...both sets, you own
yes...we're hip...to all your schemes
mrs. cartman...not what you seem
mrs. cartman...peaches and cream
the gender of you...not easy to deem
you're not against...a roll in the clover
but listen, guys...you'd better...check her over
mrs. cartman...gash and a bone
a freakish body...is what you have shown
and on you...the cooties, teem
mrs. cartman...what a bad dream
mrs. cartman...hardly mainstream
you're flirtin' with the guys...and drinkin' jim beam
though men, at first, say "hotchie motchie ! "
they change their stories...when they've seen your crotchy
mrs. cartman...your goods are sold
you're just too easy...or so i am told
in your eyes, there is a gleam
mrs. cartman...not what you seem
you're just the cutest...you play for both teams
you have two lips...but when you roll over
your dates get paler than the cliffs of dover
mrs. cartman...your cover's blown
we've seen your body...both sets, you own
yes...we're hip...to all your schemes
mrs. cartman...not what you seem
mrs. cartman...peaches and cream
the gender of you...not easy to deem
you're not against...a roll in the clover
but listen, guys...you'd better...check her over
mrs. cartman...gash and a bone
a freakish body...is what you have shown
and on you...the cooties, teem
mrs. cartman...what a bad dream
mrs. cartman...hardly mainstream
you're flirtin' with the guys...and drinkin' jim beam
though men, at first, say "hotchie motchie ! "
they change their stories...when they've seen your crotchy
mrs. cartman...your goods are sold
you're just too easy...or so i am told
in your eyes, there is a gleam
mrs. cartman...not what you seem
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Never got into South Park that much...but this is funny stuff, .and a good fit to the original...fives
Same here. . .not a big SP fan, though the episodes I've seen have been hilarious, like this parody.
Hate South Park. I keep hoping Kenny will live and the rest of them will die. But I wonder what Merry and Pippin think of this song?
thanks AFW john and michael
Hey, how come alvin rhodes answers for South Park Al? (555)
Because alvin rhodes is the secret pseudonym of south park al, right, spa ?
AmIRight has such a steep learning curve, doesn't it Rick? I refer you to Agrimorfee's "Top Ten Parodists" for this and other curious information - btw, lovely job alvin - 555
Naw, I knew it, I was just joshin'. See my parody entitled "Alvin Rhodes".
thanks rick johnny and stuart
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