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Song Parodies -> "Five Verse Two"

Original Song Title:

"Five Foot Two (varies)"

Original Performer:

The California Ramblers

Parody Song Title:

"Five Verse Two"

Parody Written by:

Glenn Walker

The Lyrics

"But you, O Bethlehem Ephrathah, who are too little to be among the clans of Judah, from you shall come forth for me one who is to be ruler in Israel, whose coming forth is from of old, from ancient days. - Micah 5:2
Five verse two, Micah's true,
What prophets promise God does do,
Our Lord was born in Bethlehem

On this eve, truth perceive
Th' Gospel, yes sir, I believe,
Our Lord was born in Bethlehem

Now if you're reading through five-verse-two
Read Matthew 2,
Here's his view: the scribes they knew
But their belief was all askew

Sin corrupts, but Sin's forgiv'n
Sin pulls sinful sin fools in
But Christ is born in Bethlehem

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