Verse 1:

Trapped in a cave that got sealed in
When U. S. planes bombed us, I was with
Ben and Osama bin

When ground troops dug us out of here
They found me and Ben, but Osama
Did disappear

Chorus 1:

Osama, Osama, the great leader now
Osama, Osama, has vanished somehow

Verse 2:

Hungry as hell no food to eat
Ben said, "Osama, we worship you
But we're in need of meat.
The Cause will go on without you
For you, many will give up their lives
But sorry, not us two."

Chorus 2:

Osama, Osama, the way Ben looked at you
Osama, Osama, now they won't find you

Verse 3:

I'll keep to myself what happened then
Suffice it to say that our great leader
Shall never be seen again
No matter how hard they question me
They'll only find him if they give us
A colonoscopy

[repeat chorus 1]

Coda:

Osama... [repeat to fade]