There's a big set watching by the Briants
Among the only show you watched
And there on a Saturday night
They were watching Beat the Clock

All the 300 scouts were taking
In the huge little set
And the scouts that they were smiling
Was for the huge little elephant

Then the saying to it
But they have to take a picture
"Let's take your picture, Roxanne!
Boy, you're terrific, cheesecake!
And say smile, please" to all of us

There's a big set watching by the Briants
The only show Briants are watching
And there, a day to all of us for news
The boy scouts have met Roxanne

All the boy scouts were saying
Was a great day in the scouts
'Cause the scouts that they were taking
Was for Roxanne and the elephant

Then the little speech players
Watching for the boy scouts of us
"Let's take your picture, Roxanne!
And they say Smile, please to us
Boy, you're terrific, cheesecake!"

From the viewers hidden deep in the boy scouts
One big happy night dark and gray
A scout winged its way to viewers
300 boy scouts came in away

Just a lovely scout was saying
In the little show set
'Twas the night the scouts came
To Roxanne and the friends

And the little speech player
Watching the boy scout came on
"Boy, you're terrific, cheesecake!
Let's take your picture, Roxanne
And have to say smile, please"