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Song Parodies -> "The Three Bums"

Original Song Title:

"The Three Bells"

Original Performer:

The Browns

Parody Song Title:

"The Three Bums"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

No, I'm not getting senile, (well, maybe a little)..I know this was submitted yesterday...but the first verse was missing..(hmm, maybe that was a good thing), oh well, here's the complete song
In a house..in Connecticut..New Haven,
With a grin like watching porn,
Crying his WMD warning,
Little Dubya Bush was born..

Presidential bells were ringing
For his newly diapered tush
Destined to be soon right-winging,
Bless'd was little Georgie Bush
Politics would be his station
Texas governor, he'd score..
White House served with much aggression,
Helped to feed future recession
Led us in eternal war...(bum, bum, bum)

In a large..Nebraska city,..named Lincoln
Birthed a baby, child of corn
Tight lips, with low sneaky laughter
In a wisp..Dick Cheney's born ...

VP bells were loudly ringing,
For the balding grey haired tyke
Iraq war, he'd soon be bringing,
Haliburton gild his life..

Caused a lot of aggravation
From the back room plans he'd hatch
He'd become a lawyer shooter
Try his best to pardon, "Scooter"
Heart attacks, and nitro patch..(bum,bum,bum)

In another city, Evanston, Illinois
Infant with glasses, well trimmed hair
Was born with his right hand, heiling
Guilty grin and icy stare..

S.O.D. bells started ringing
Donnie Rumsfeld was the youth
Close to DC he'd be clinging
And sometimes disguising truth..
From a German great-grandfather
He'd inherit Adolf's style
Some would say he's like a Nazi
In his sparetime he'd play Yahtze,
Click his heels once in a while..(bum, bum, bum)

So concludes our story of the three bums,
Tho' the first day we would goof..
You can draw your own conclusions,
Ours was just to write a spoof..(bum, bum, bum)

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Old Man Ribber - September 20, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW - If you did this to Kanye West, would it be a "bum rap"? ;D
AFW - September 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR..good pun
Patrick - September 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Lawyer shooting? What's wrong with that? A very clever song. I think I figured out WMD.
John Barry - September 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Too kind, AFW.
Andy Primus - September 20, 2011 - Report this comment
LOL @ Nazi/Yahtze. Quite unusual to see you bashing the politicians.
AFW - September 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Patrick..you're right lawyer shooting isn't too bad...and thanks, John...and thanks, Andy....you're right..but I'm not on any strong agenda...just going for the humor
SamuraiMaster - September 22, 2011 - Report this comment
I dunno if I'd call them.....bums. I just say "pass" on them all. Heh.
Nathan Forester - September 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Oh my god this is the greatest parody i've ever seen in my life!

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