In a house..in Connecticut..New Haven,
With a grin like watching porn,
Crying his WMD warning,
Little Dubya Bush was born..

Presidential bells were ringing
For his newly diapered tush
Destined to be soon right-winging,
Bless'd was little Georgie Bush
Politics would be his station
Texas governor, he'd score..
White House served with much aggression,
Helped to feed future recession
Led us in eternal war...(bum, bum, bum)

In a large..Nebraska city,..named Lincoln
Birthed a baby, child of corn
Tight lips, with low sneaky laughter
In a wisp..Dick Cheney's born ...

VP bells were loudly ringing,
For the balding grey haired tyke
Iraq war, he'd soon be bringing,
Haliburton gild his life..

Caused a lot of aggravation
From the back room plans he'd hatch
He'd become a lawyer shooter
Try his best to pardon, "Scooter"
Heart attacks, and nitro patch..(bum,bum,bum)

In another city, Evanston, Illinois
Infant with glasses, well trimmed hair
Was born with his right hand, heiling
Guilty grin and icy stare..

S.O.D. bells started ringing
Donnie Rumsfeld was the youth
Close to DC he'd be clinging
And sometimes disguising truth..
From a German great-grandfather
He'd inherit Adolf's style
Some would say he's like a Nazi
In his sparetime he'd play Yahtze,
Click his heels once in a while..(bum, bum, bum)

So concludes our story of the three bums,
Tho' the first day we would goof..
You can draw your own conclusions,
Ours was just to write a spoof..(bum, bum, bum)