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Song Parodies -> "The Three Bums"

Original Song Title:

"The Three Bells"

Original Performer:

The Browns

Parody Song Title:

"The Three Bums"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

White House served with much aggression,
Helped to feed future recession
Led us to eternal war...(bum, bum, bum)

In a large..Nebraska city,..named Lincoln
Births a baby, child of corn
Tight lips, with low sneaky laughter
In a wisp..Dick Cheney's born ...

VP bells were loudly ringing,
For the balding grey haired tyke
Iraq war, he'd soon be bringing,
Haliburton gild his life..
Cause a lot of aggravation
From the back room plans he'd hatch
He'd become a lawyer shooter
Try his best to pardon, "Scooter"
Heart attacks, and nitro patch..(bum,bum,bum)

In another city, Evanston, Illinois
Infant with glasses, well trimmed hair
Is born with his right hand, heiling
Guilty grin and icy stare..

S.O.D. bells began ringing
Donnie Rumsfeld was the youth
Close to DC he'd be clinging
And sometimes disguising truth..
From a German great-grandfather
He'd inherit Adolf's style
Some would say he's like a Nazi
In his sparetime he'd play Yahtzee,
Click his heels once in a while..(bum, bum, bum)

So concludes our story of the three bums,
Donkey kicks are off the hoof..
You can draw your own conclusions,
Ours was just to write a spoof..(bum, bum, bum)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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AFW - September 19, 2011 - Report this comment
I'll have to ask Chucky to delete this...and re-submit tomorrow...It's incomplete...Most of the first verse is missing
Patrick - September 19, 2011 - Report this comment
I only counted 3 "bums". Will watch again tomorrow.
John Barry - September 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Cheney's such a POS that he counts as two.
Old Man Ribber - September 19, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW - "Bums" may also be an appropriate description in the British meaning of the word. ;D
AFW - September 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, for votes and comments, anyway, Guys

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