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Song Parodies -> "Termites"

Original Song Title:

"Rawhide"

Original Performer:

The Blues Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Termites"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Gnawin' gnawin' gnawin'
Chewin' and a' chawin'
Like a chainsaw sawin'
...Termites!

Teethed rascals been a trottin'
Where the timber's rotten,
Look how far they've gotten,
Since May...
You'd think they, at least, would
Not make my home their feast wood
I'm gonna' be Clint Eastwood,
..Here, today...

Run 'em out, poke 'em out,
Get 'em out, choke 'em out,
Kill 'em off, smoke 'em out,
..Termites!

Fun is done.. it's my turn,
Lessons, bite..boys will learn,
From my torch...they'll all burn..
...Termites!

Look at those bugs jerkin'
This blow torch is workin'
It's time to read 'em
..their last rites
But then flames spread higher,
Damn!..house is on fire
Dial Nine-one-one wire
..Unglued..

Try'n to calm the spouse down
Fire..cannot douse down
Gone and burned the house down..
..Dumb dude!
All die, you'd think they sure might,
But one black smart-assed termite,
Had the balls to rudely..intrude..

Say'n "Thanks, Bud..for cookin' my food.."

Termites!
Termites!
Termites!

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Patrick - June 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Funny ending, a termite who doesn't like to eat raw wood.
Christie Marie M - June 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Terminating 555 termites with this one!
AFW - June 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks to Patrick and Christie M.
LilCupCakes - June 03, 2011 - Report this comment
I find ' favour ' with this one, Sir L'air de Farce, ~Lord RawHide~
Old Man Ribber - June 03, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW - This is one we can really sink out teeth into! ;D
2Eagle - June 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Good use of that theme song - round 'em up!
AFW - June 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, LCC, OMR, and 2Eagle...

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