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Song Parodies -> "One Silly Race"

Original Song Title:

"Chantilly Lace"

Original Performer:

The Big Bopper

Parody Song Title:

"One Silly Race"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Hello Voters, yeah,
This is old CNN speaking..
Hillary's news,
She did what?
Obama, you're gonna be next..

One Silly Race
"Hill" and Barack face
Every skeleton
From their closet space
Every wiggle in their walk,
Every giggle in their talk,
Gives the news guys clout
There ain't nothin' in the world,
Like this campaign twirl
It's spreadin' dirt like honey
Send out crews, spend money,
Find some statements "Loose"
Dig a buried goose..
Feed the hounds,
Oh Baby, that's what they like

What's that Hannity?
What's that Colmes?
Oh Baby, that's just what they like

What's that Anderson?
Hillary ducked shots?
Old film shows not..
Obama's minister's a radical"
Oh, Baby, that's what they like...

One Silly Race,
Hill, Obama face
Mountains from mole hills
Add some verbal mace..
Every blunder that's been done,
All that's underneath the sun
Pick another nit...
Pull another viewer in
Magnify each sin
Let's make 'em soar, big ratings
Since no more debatings
Hear 'em throw more mud
We'll exploit each thud
Feed the hounds,
Oh Baby, that's what they like..

McCain said what?
McCain did what!
Oh Baby, that's news we like...

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MasonR - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Brilliant! I sang along. 555
alvin - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
what mason said...one of the funniest political ditties of the year
Stan Hall - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
ditto Alvin's comment
Meriadoc - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Kinda cute.
littleCupCakes - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
love how you do ~verbal mace~ . . . Sir L'air !
AFW - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanking all for votes and comments
Guy - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Watch Hilly race,

Obama slammed,

His preacher canned,

Two things I hate,

That's Hilly's face

Oh 'Bama, he might be the man.

I still like Ike.

One of the best on the promary race I've seen yet. Well done Farce.

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