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Song Parodies -> "Your Chilly Face"
Original Song Title:
"Chantilly Lace"
Original Performer:
The Big Bopper
Parody Song Title:
"Your Chilly Face"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
hello batty
yeah...this is ol' van helsing speakin'
oh, you pale thing
i got blood
you want blood
you're batty...i know what you like
your chilly face
likes a warm embrace
with your pointy fangs
bitin' down
they wiggle when ya chomp
they wriggle when ya romp
eyes go 'round and 'round
the worst monster in the world
how you frighten girls
you wanna bite those honeys
till their blood's all runny
when you're on the loose
how you crave the juice
from a girl
you're batty....that's what you like
what's that, drac ?
i'll be dead by eight ?
is that my fate ?
but look, count
you won't leave me bloody, buddy
not tonight, batty
i know what you like
your chilly face
likes a warm embrace
with your pointy fangs
bitin' down
they wiggle when ya chomp
they wriggle when ya romp
eyes go 'round and 'round
the worst monster in the world
how you frighten girls
you wanna bite those honeys
till their blood's all runny
when you're on the loose
how you crave the juice
from a girl
you're batty....that's what you like
yeah...this is ol' van helsing speakin'
oh, you pale thing
i got blood
you want blood
you're batty...i know what you like
your chilly face
likes a warm embrace
with your pointy fangs
bitin' down
they wiggle when ya chomp
they wriggle when ya romp
eyes go 'round and 'round
the worst monster in the world
how you frighten girls
you wanna bite those honeys
till their blood's all runny
when you're on the loose
how you crave the juice
from a girl
you're batty....that's what you like
what's that, drac ?
i'll be dead by eight ?
is that my fate ?
but look, count
you won't leave me bloody, buddy
not tonight, batty
i know what you like
your chilly face
likes a warm embrace
with your pointy fangs
bitin' down
they wiggle when ya chomp
they wriggle when ya romp
eyes go 'round and 'round
the worst monster in the world
how you frighten girls
you wanna bite those honeys
till their blood's all runny
when you're on the loose
how you crave the juice
from a girl
you're batty....that's what you like
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This is very bloody well, done..and paced perfectly..five transfusions
How funny!! 5's
Very well done. Enjoyed it!
If the Bopper had been a bat, he wouldn't have been flying in that plane. 5s
thanks AFW adagio jeff and john
Spooktacular, 555's
thanks larry
Love it, alvin! Way fun OS, and perfectly written, as well...=)
thanks arwen
RFLMAO just from the title on the home page... So, this is what became of the victims (Bopper, Holley, Valens) "The Day the Music Died"? 555
thanks tommy (could be, could be)
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