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Song Parodies -> "Don't Marry Thriftwood"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Marry Her"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Beautiful South
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Marry Thriftwood"
Parody Written by:
Fack Sabbath
The Lyrics
I know it's a school
Back in Chelmsford
In year 8 there is a teacher named Georgina
Don't marry Thriftwood, love it
It's one of the best
Best schools in Chelmsford
I am a big fan of it
and so I love Year 8
Her surname is Pryke
First name's Georgina
Don't diss Thriftwood, love it
And the Scottish do not I alone They do not greet death as I do They have to be Glaswegian
The Kooks ain't rubbish
I be at home with Georgina
And the Scottish like I said
they don't smell
Smell like tween spirit I I alone
They used to be run by
Aphex Twin lookalikey ladies
Do remember how I'll know
Back in Chelmsford
In year 8 there is a teacher named Georgina
Don't marry Thriftwood, love it
It's one of the best
Best schools in Chelmsford
I am a big fan of it
and so I love Year 8
Her surname is Pryke
First name's Georgina
Don't diss Thriftwood, love it
And the Scottish do not I alone They do not greet death as I do They have to be Glaswegian
The Kooks ain't rubbish
I be at home with Georgina
And the Scottish like I said
they don't smell
Smell like tween spirit I I alone
They used to be run by
Aphex Twin lookalikey ladies
Do remember how I'll know
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