People think that I am wild
Because I never seem to smile.
But when it comes to cheese,
Only give me mild please.


Chorus:

Please don't be strong
Please don't be very strong.
Oh, don't be strong
For I may just eat weak.


I like to nibble cheese a lot,
But strong cheese brings me out in spots.
I don't think there is any cure,
And so I never eat mature.


Repeat chorus


Why this is I do not know.
It really is an awful blow.
I try a new sort every day.
Now I've been given Blue Cheese Whey.


Repeat chorus 'til fade.